Category: Tap Talks

Sunday story time.. 07.

Long ago, a man went to see a circus show.
Before the show began, he saw that a lot of elephants were held by only a small rope tied to their leg.
The man suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that such huge creatures were being held by such a thin yet small rope.

There were no chains and no cages.
It was obvious that the elephants could break away the ropes at any time from their bonds but for some reason they weren’t even trying.
The man saw the elephant’s trainer standing next to elephants.
He was curious to know why the elephants weren’t trying to escape from here.

To this, the trainer told him that they were like this since the time they were very young.
At that time, it was enough to hold them.
As they grew up, they were conditioned to believe they could not break away.
They believed the rope could still hold them.
On hearing this, the man was completely shocked.
He was looking at the elephants in a pity and he went away from there.

Moral of the story:

High chances you are your biggest hurdle on your path to success & a joyful life.

We all survive with a “FALSE HUMAN BELIEF” doubting our own strength which lowers our self-esteem, self-respect, capacity & capabilities.
Keep working on yourself & you will experience a better version of yourself with time.

Tap OUT..✌️

New year resolutions to consider:

• Consistently connect with people who fill you up.
• Practice being vulnerable.
• Stop fighting to be right.
• Apologize less often for things that aren’t your fault.
• Become less people pleasing.
• Allow things to be good enough instead of perfect.
• Practice what you know to true or helpful.
• Educate yourself at least 20 minutes a day (read or watch a informative video).
• Create more joyful moments.
• Follow your intuition.
• Inform others when something isn’t working for you.
(Not my words.)

Tap OUT..🤗

SUCCESS IS OVERRATED!!

When we say “STRIVE TO BE SUCCESSFUL”, we must mention SUCCESS in what form!
In my eyes SUCCESS is an amazing form of accomplishment & it can be anything.

You are a good student, that’s a SUCCESS.
You are a good employee who loves & enjoys his/her job, that’s SUCCESS.
You are an entrepreneur or a businessman to a profitable venture, that’s a SUCCESS.
You lost 10kilo body weight in a month for shooting a music video, that’s SUCCESS.
You travelled 41 countries before turning 29, that’s SUCCESS.
You are truthful about what you are, that’s SUCCESS.
You never showed deceptive or inconsistent characteristics, that’s SUCCESS.
You are confident & consistent, that’s SUCCESS.
You never allowed bad times or bad people bring down your vibe, that’s SUCCESS.
You were patient with time to get what you wanted, that’s SUCCESS.
You baked the best sourdough pizza & sugarfree cheesecake for all your 17 friends, that’s a SUCCESS.
You know your bestfriend DEMI is a crybaby & despite that you had a long conversation about all your differences in opinion while grabbing her by waist, even that’s a SUCCESS.

SUCCESS is such a wildly overrated word that makes most people scared to even think about it.
We must use this word “SUCCESS” in our day to day life to feel more fulfilled in our way of living.

AS LONG AS YOU KEEP GOING,
YOU’LL KEEP GETTING BETTER.
AND AS YOU GET BETTER,
YOU GAIN MORE CONFIDENCE.
THAT ALONE IS SUCCESS. (Not my words.)

Consistent effort with clean intentions always leads to SUCCESS.

Tap OUT..✌️

Sunday story time.. 06.

Everyone wants to know how i tolerate my bestfriend DEMI since past 700 years of our friendship because her attitude is bit aggressive?

Let me answer & YES, it’s a long answer:
We were attending Lory’s birthday party near Cardiff bay. Party was over & some Justin Bieber song started playing. DEMI walked towards me & said; “Rudey, my pussy is drying up because of this shit song. Let’s leave & let’s drive to Tenby. We will talk about everything after reaching the beach.”

We both laughed & i still remember those exact words. And Yes, DEMI still calls me RUDEY because of my rude/angry/grumpy face.
We went through a bad fight before 5 months of that birthday party & i stopped talking to Demi. I decided i must allow her some time to think & respond logically instead of continuing that fight.
Only few friends know Tenby is my favourite coastal town in Britain & i prefer afternoon swimming when i think about relaxing.
DEMI made the right choice with place & timing.
We went swimming & she broke the ice while chilling at beach. We had a long open vivid conversation about everything which went loose.
We were able to come back stronger.
Years gone & our equation keeps getting better with time.
No matter how much i deny, she is the sassiest angel i ever came across. Bestfriends for some good reasons, and i can’t appreciate more.

(DON’T ASK ABOUT THE PICTURE. OLD ONE & STOLEN FROM MY SNAPCHAT.)

27-Feb is the date we had a bad fight & we both stopped communication for 5 months. We both still talk about the stupid reason behind it & what we missed in those 5 months. We laugh at each other’s silent treatment. We tease each other about why that was just unnecessary.

We humans always take goodness for granted & our ego stops us from accepting our flaws.
We miss opportunities.
We disrespect good people.
Sometimes we hurt others without even knowing.
We make blunders easily.

But there are very few who accept & cross that path to acknowledge own mess.
Who says it’s easy!!
Very few are ready to talk about what’s wrong in them & why they are ready to change for better instead of farting from mouth “THAT’S HOW I AM”.
I admire those who strive to be a better human.
It’s easy to go vulnerable towards such people who come with clean intentions.
Every equation can be easy, soothing, happening & loving.
JUST CHOOSE THOSE WHO CHOOSE YOU.

Tap OUT..😘

Sunday story time.. 05.

My grandpa died before 4 years at the age of 97+. He lost memory during his last few days. But whenever he was able to recollect his thoughts & was able to understand what’s going on, he used to talk about his involvement in Mahatma Gandhi’s khadi movement during India’s freedom struggle. Khadi means hand woven cotton fabric.
He used to preach few things till the day he was alive;

1. Saying/wishing/greeting RAM RAM is not a religious thing, even though LORD RAM is the highest celebrated deity in Hindu religion. It’s about seeing divine in other human life & exchanging equal amounts of respect for that reason.

2. The biggest sinners in this world go to church/temple/mosque very often. Because they have to keep reminding god to wash their sins.

3. 10% of your wealth/income must go towards DANA (in Sanskrit it means DONATION), donation towards helping underprivileged & upliftment of society.

Not a secret, i own a small health supplement business since September-2017. And now that business enjoys a loyal customer base because of good quality products & quick customer query resolution. With those fitness enthusiasts in mind, i started an athleisure clothing brand in August-2019.

Like every other human, i am not perfect & my business is also not perfect all the time. Especially the atheleisure clothing brand i am talking about, not talking about profit or loss. My operation is small and we never made a loss. I am talking about clothes not being perfect sometimes. While manufacturing/stitching/printing, in few cases there’s a misplaced logo or a packaging label mishap, a stitching at wrong part of the clothing material or short hoodie strings, so we reject few clothes while passing it through quality testing. But even those quality reject clothes are completely usable, sometimes even i use them as my layer-1 clothes during winter. Like previous year, this year too we will go to a nearby orphanage & a refugee shelter to donate some winter clothes/blanket/woolen socks. There’s an amazing feeling of fulfillment while giving it back. I am forever grateful to almighty for giving me little more than i can consume.

(In case anyone wants to join, i have updated the address in our CMU university group. Please don’t try to overcrowd the place, 12-13 people are enough. It bums my mood to see people roaming around without mask, so please wear a mask while coming.)

Tap OUT..✌️

Sunday story time.. 04.

This post/story is about basic human decency. Yesterday i came across a horrible person, who misbehaved a small restaurant owner while paying for some eggy bread, pork pie & tea. He was short of some cash even though he came with entire family in a BMW X5. His argument started escalating over Apple pay, that too in a small & new cash only eatery. Later he went to ATM, withdrew some cash & paid for his food. According to his words; if you aren’t accepting Apple pay, you should go back to country side & he was some corporate employee for BAE systems. The words he used against that restaurant owner made me question his upbringing & it also made me realise what an highly educated asshole looks like. We live in a materialistic world where we literally judge someone looking at their clothes/house/car/phone/financial status, the last comes EDUCATION, QUALIFICATION, PERSONALITY & BEHAVIOUR, that too only if we enjoy a healthy interaction. So, Why these so-called few corporate employees belittle street food truck or small restaurant owners in their head!!

Because i mentioned these words “Materialistic world” & “Corporate Employee”, let’s talk about the money part first. Any engineer/banker/software developer/analyst with 3-5 years of job experience makes easy 95-130k salary per annum, no matter it’s Dollars/Euros/Pounds. Social security+Insurance+Tax, combined all are around 38-42% of entire income in most developed countries. Now monthly in hand salary comes close to 5200-6700 Dollars/Euros/Pounds.

Let’s talk about the small scale business owner who runs a food truck or a street food restaurant, here an easy quick meal costs 7-10 Dollars/Euros/Pounds. It can be a Full English breakfast/Tacos/Pastrami Sandwich/Doner kebab or a salad with tea/coffee/any kind of drink. They receive 80-90 such orders during lunch hour, mostly regular customers during a rush hour. And casually another 80-90 orders at evening because that’s the preferable time to cater tourists/students/kids/young people/couples. Total around 170 orders of 7-10 bucks food product, gross 1500 bucks everyday. Sunday everything is closed. So it comes to 1500×26=39000 worth of sales in a month, not the profit amount. If you deduct the raw ingredients+gas+rent+electricity+3-4 employees salary from that 39000, that small scale business owner is still left with easy 9000-12000 Dollars/Euros/Pounds in his hands every month.

Tried to show you an easy estimation in both scenarios. I am saying it from my experience. I know a half Indian brit who lives in Berlin, he started a ghost kichen sourdough pizzeria in Alexanderplatz in the middle of pandemic. Now it’s a small yet busy full blown cafe. His cafe is open only 4 hours every evening, but he makes way more than my salary. Even in terms of money, a small scale business owner enjoys a better financial stability compared to any employee. The good part is, EVERY BUSINESS OWNER IS HIS OWN BOSS. They work their ass off for their family, so that family can enjoy a life worth calling LIFE. I have studied 4 years bachelor’s in engineering, then MBA, now i am a PhD research scholar (still a student), i also have 4+ years of job experience as a data/research analyst & software developer. I bet that person who started a small mediocre petty drama must have studied something like i did. And most of the time people who work at multinational companies imagine they enjoy the best lifestyle compared to rest, which can be true. But does that allow anyone to be a jackass on streets? We can’t cure certain issues by cursing & shouting. Education is not just there for earning a qualification. If education isn’t making you humble, grateful & a better human, then you are simply a waste of time & energy for society.

(Forgot to schedule this post on Sunday. When i mentioned yesterday above, i am talking about an incident from Saturday. The restaurant owner i mentioned is one of my friends from A-level days.)

Tap OUT..✌️

Sunday story time.. 03.

A high school teacher once said;
“Being close & open to your opposite sex is important, you become more transparent, there’s no insecurities which makes you more confident. Later that also helps you build better relationship/friendships”.
I took those words bit too seriously i guess.
Even though my name is bit spoiled with university girls, I haven’t dated many in my almost close to 30 life. Actually i never missed dating someone. Being an extrovert & a LEO, I always had/have options to choose with whom i want to hangout/party/travel/workout/get cozy/watch Netflix/movie night/go hiking or shopping.

Now back to the story/confession/realisation, here it goes:
Way back when I was getting over a breakup, I used to spend most of my night filled with anger & a boyish temper. I didn’t realize it back then, I had so much to achieve in my life & such negative feelings weren’t helping. I wondered why she was able to get over faster than I was. Later I realised, it’s because I was spending so much time hating that situation rather than getting over it.

Anyone from my university friends scratching their head which breakup i am talking about; it’s my bestfriend DEMI. We are bestfriends since 7th century, but we have a mad crazy past. We dated for a very short period of time, I wasn’t ready for a COMMITMENT & i literally thought we were just fooling around. Fault was mine. I said YES to 4 girls for prom night & 2 out of those 4 were our seniors. I was expecting DEMI will be cool with it. To fight back & make me jealous, DEMI went on a date with one of my friends named Ivan. Being a loyal bro, Ivan asked my permission whether he is allowed to take DEMI out for a full monty brunch. DEMI didn’t like her date. She wanted to patch what fell apart in between us, but i was more focused with my studies & part-time job. I didn’t care much because i am the kinda guy who’s happy when my bank account grows, my life is more about my growth rather than allowing someone to mess with my piece of peace. Let’s say, I am a happy man because i am married to my bank account.

It became a runner/chaser situation for a week. Sad to say, i was the runner. One saturday evening it was snowing really bad. It was a lightbulb moment for me, I invited DEMI to try my homemade sourdough pizza. It wasn’t tasty like store-bought pizza, but we both ate it with pin drop silence. That was my first try with sourdough fermentation. Next day DEMI came to my apartment early morning, we followed another recipe from some website & we baked that pizza perfectly. We both were upset about each other’s behaviour. An amazing conversation after a good pizza helped us heal. We both got the closure & clarity we needed.

Coming back to this current day called TODAY, the only person who still sits on my lap is DEMI. I can ask her for a head & back massage anytime i want. We go on long drives. It’s a weddings/royal dinner invitations/travelling to some islands during weekends, we are each other’s +1 partner. If weather is not ok, we make it better by cuddling/spooning each other. 3-4 times she suggested whether we can date again! And as usual, I am not ready for dating experiments. But we already have an amazing equation, i don’t want to destroy that by allowing some romantic melodrama. We have a verbal agreement, there’s a sweet punishment if we miss each other’s phonecall or facetime. Last time i missed DEMI’s call when i was attending a university seminar, i had to send a butt naked snapchat streak to all my 186 friends as punishment. Our communication is flawless. The truth is, it took us a long time to build the amazing equation we share & i am not strong enough to hurt her. If i know someone who is TRUTHFUL & CONSISTENT so far in my life, it’s DEMI. Now there’s nothing except RESPECT & ADMIRATION towards each other.

Takeaway:
Whatever struggle you are facing in your life,
make sure you are not poisoning yourself with anger when you could be giving yourself love.
When you are filled with anger or hate,
the only person that suffers is you because most of the people you hate don’t know it and the rest don’t care.
Fill yourself with SELF-LOVE & SUCCESS before you are in search of LOVE.

Tap OUT..🖖

Sunday story time.. 02.

Of course it’s another story about TAP.

Story goes back to my highschool days. I used to suck at history & geography. But my grades with maths, physics, chemistry & language papers were amazing. I was a 85-90% scoring student. I was a good chess player, i have played state level game 9 times to be exact. Most of my school friends were dead serious about football, that game never excited me. I was not crazy about sports in school, but i was fond of playing basketball or volleyball with my street pals. Because such weird interests, i made some friends outside my school. Most of them were my seniors, nobody cared because of my height & build. I think i look like a beefcake since forever. On top of that I hit puberty little earlier. In my class, i was the only 13 year old with some moustache & beard.

It was summer vacation after my grade-8. Few of my new streetsmart friends suggested to watch “THE MATRIX RELOADED”, of course it’s an amazing movie, but watching the same thing 4 times in 2 weeks smelled like a dumb idea. So we went to a DVD movie rental store to browse any other movie we can watch. Suddenly it started raining. One of my wise friends wanted to rent a X-rated movie. Let me clear, it wasn’t a porno. I agree some scenes were bit too much for our teenage eager brain. One of my friend’s neighbour girl knocked my door that evening and told me that she saw me renting/watching that movie. My “good student” image was really important to me & being an extrovert asshole i was, i cracked a deal within 20-30 minutes. Deal was; she will not say anything about that movie to anyone & we need condoms before locking doors. I lost my cherry that evening. She was 4 years elder to me & she started acting way too much romantic within a week, which was hella confusing. I had to cut everything bluntly because i wanted to focus on my studies, my friends, my chess, my piano lessons, my playstation, my basketball power forward position, my swimming classes & my 16 miles ride to a nearby river.

I am in my late 20s building strong morals & a big bank account, so that i can buy all happiness i desire for myself & my family. My approach to life in general is; “REMAIN TRUTHFUL & CONSISTENT, YOU WILL SEE EVERY POSSIBLE SUCCESS COMING YOUR WAY”. That’s all i wanna see in my people. That day & today; whenever i say i like someone, my friends think i am talking about some latina’s fine ass. Never understood how to be romantic. Basically i never wanted someone so bad that i can imagine being in a relationship. I was into someone recently, let’s not name it a relationship. I came in touch with someone who walked the same journey as mine & she is living in my city since 2012, but i got to know her after 6-7 years. It’s amazing to see people who believe in same basic human values as yours. The sad part is; people & their predictable behaviour. Especially their inconsistency, that’s my biggest turn off moment. I have made some rules to lead a simple happy happening life & one rule says; Every liar is inconsistent & every inconsistent person is a liar. Whenever someone acts inconsistent, just cut that equation no matter it’s a friendship, relationship, fling or fuck-buddy. Once a person goes inconsistent, their next step is lying. That’s how every inconsistent person tries to justify their inconsistency.

Moral of the story is;
Never offer half baked emotions/attention/affection, first you have to be sure about yourself whether you are ready!! I am a strong believer of KARMA. I believe if i can do something wrong with someone, some other person can do the same thing with me.

Tap OUT..😘

Sunday story time.. 01.

Since my childhood i am that odd one out kinda person in my family. My family is a mixture of different values/culture/faith/religion. And i always feel bored when someone talks about religion or God. It’s my middle school days i remember, one of my friends named Mohsin said “he is a true muslim, because he is praying 5 times a day & he is fasting during EID”. The same way another christinan friend said “he follows everything from easter, saint patrick’s day, thanksgiving, christmas to sunday mass because he is a believer in ONE TRUE CHURCH catholic values/teachings”. All such things were just foolish to my middle school brain. My middle school & high school days were all about playing chess, basketball, some video games, playing piano, little bit of painting, if i had too much free time i was teaching trigonometry & physics to few of my dumb friends. I never understood religion & God.

Let’s come to the main part of the story. My religion is Hindu. And both of my parents are full time employees & they are also bit too much into social service. So during my childhood i got plenty of time to spend with my grandparents.
Out of curiosity once i asked my grandpa;
“All my friends say something about their God or religion. Is there a process to be a true or good hindu?”
First he laughed at me for 2 minutes, then he replied;
“You become a good human, that’s good hindu”.
I again asked;
“Which specific God to pray & what’s the prayer i have to chant?”
He again laughed at me, then replied;
“There are literally 33 million Gods in our religion, even i am confused. Right now finish your homework & studies, eat all vegetables without being a pain to your mama, don’t watch TV for long time, sleep before 9pm, wake up early in the morning, these are all your duties/work at this age, after few years your work will become your identity. And your work is your best worship to your God.”
That’s all i was taught about religion. My grandpa died at the age of 97+. I still remember every single moment i spent around him.

Some friends question why i attend church service sometimes even though i am not a Christian!! The answer is; There was a church on my way to school. Father of that church used to give free teacakes to every kid after morning prayer. Sometimes i used to eat that teacake while going to school, and sometimes i used to give it to any homeless or disabled person near my street.
These tiny memories are still alive in me. I work & i make little more money than i can consume even after my share of savings+investment, i try to give it back to the society from where i earned. That’s why sometimes it’s a visit to any orphanage, community shelter/home & sometimes also it’s a sunday service. It’s not like I don’t believe in God, it’s more like “I DON’T BELIEVE IN DIFFERENT RELIGIONS HAVE DIFFERENT GODS”. If there’s a GOD, there’s only one who lives inside your goodness.

The gist of the story is; Do something good everyday or just do your work/duty in time, rest assured your GOD loves you.

Tap OUT..🤗

Babies: always works!!😍

Someone shared this video in university WhatsApp group & I just nicked it. Don’t know about other parents/people, I love it when kids swear something unknowingly. Now don’t ask me why Rob’s 2yr old toddler calls me “TAPPIE” with a huge smile & says “ASSHOLE” to his dad.

Everybody thinks “I LOVE KIDS”, it’s actually the other way around “KIDS LOVE ME”. Reason; I still wear Tom and Jerry hoodies once in a while & I know I can bribe them ice cream or cheesecake to join #teamTAP.
Tap OUT..😜

BESTIE BITCH: One & only pain in my ass!!🤪

We are the worst duo ever. When I want to surf, she wants to shop. When I want to eat, she wants to empty the entire bottle of booze. When I want to workout, she wants to go stargazing. When I want to watch Tom & Jerry, this bitch literally wants to know everything about Marvel cinematic universe that too from my mouth & suddenly starts fighting with me over which pizza tastes the best or why black pudding is the shittiest thing in a full monty breakfast. The summary of this entire post is; I got a real good bimbo as my bestfriend since forever, let’s say since past 530 years.

Can’t finish this post without thanking DEMI for being there to handle this 76 kilo huge baby monster named TAP. Congratulations for your master’s degree, I wasn’t expecting you can clear backlogs this year as well fr. But 2020 is a surprising menace, so is your interest in studies. I am happy they cancelled university ball, I hated those dance rehearsals over facetime. Keep slaying and I hate it when you use my apartment like your dad’s credit card. Btw you must consider returning your dad’s credit card back to him. Swear i will not be single for long, so please get a guy for yourself. Here’s my sweet slap to your all 4 cheeks. Congrats again. You are adored, always. I have taken a long time to figure out “I wanna wow/woo someone”, FYI my future boo will totally hate our equation. Have a good one. Muuaaahhh..😙

Tap OUT..🤗😘

Instant Gratification & HOW IT’S KILLING OUR SOCIETY!!

(If you don’t want to read something about my past personal experiences & jump to the heading of the post directly, skip first 3 paragraphs).

“Reject, V-step, Indian step, Reebok, Dougie, Robocop & C-walk”. Before these words start confusing you, let me clear they all are some forms of hip-hop dance moves. Coming to that reason why I mentioned something stupid like this in such a serious topic. To be a unique you, you either need to be better or different in a good way, this paragraph is about how different/impossible I am. I wasn’t a great student in my high-school/engineering college days because I was hella influenced by “how internet works” & step-up movies/hip-hop music. Again i was not a good student but a good scorer, still an amazing A+ (80%+) in entire student life. My interest for making own money got stronger which pushed focus towards freelancing projects related to some software development & little bit related to mechanical engineering tools like CAD/CAM, not gonna discuss all these failures/success related to my teen days. I value education & I am still pursuing my doctorate after master’s in business administration. I will remain a student forever. Writing this post about my teen & early twenty days while I am still in my twenties.

So why I mentioned those dance forms!! Like any young kid, even I wanted three things in common; “GOOD GRADES, GOOD CLOTHES/KICKS, GOOD LOOKS”. GOOD GRADES to make parents happy. GOOD CLOTHES/SNEAKERS to make friends jealous. GOOD LOOKS to woo/wow the hottest girl around. At the end, even when that was falling short my interests/hobbies/skills played a key role to move me towards what I desired. My interests in chess, robotics, dance, music, cooking, coding, piano, gym, boxing, trekking, skateboarding & surfing helped me get everything I wanted because of my PERSISTENCE. To attend an interschool essay/debate, compete at state-level chess, give speech in a seminar/conference, drive 200 kilometres for mountain climbing, walk 9 kilometres for finishing hiking/trekking, build robots to fight in engineering fests, woo that senior grade curly hair fit af light-skin girl with my b-boying dance moves before eating her entire summer vacation nights (during my A levels), all were a time consuming process and I was/am always persistent towards my desires. Everything I mentioned took tons of effort & dedication, that’s the only reason they all are still alive in me which reflects in my personality as well. Agree I am a generous happy happening horny little-arrogant self-invested athletic sober sweet pain in the ass, who is habituated to more than enough good/bad attention since a long long time because of everything I mentioned above about dance or anything else in my student life. I am so me because of all achievements/blunders I made during my teen days. (Another stupid info; It didn’t workout with the girl I mentioned, because she started smoking & doing drugs with her girl’s gang. I just hate smokers.)

Let’s talk a bit about how social media has bummed few of our social coping mechanism. In my engineering days when vine came, I loved few of those skits because they all were original/funny/witty. 6-10 seconds worth-it laughable moments in case you can figure out the humour meanwhile. Still I prefer Mr.bean anyday. But now when Tik-tok started getting popular after changing it’s name from “musically”, I hated the concept of every person lip syncing to the same song establishing that bullshit as a “TREND” for a week. When we talk 80’s or 90’s trend, we talk about a whole decade. The fuck is this current trend of Tik-tok which changes every week. Never downloaded that app in my phone, i saw some clips in YouTube because someone uploaded a collage of few clips. I hated it more than the word “Tik-tok”. Now instagram reels is doing exactly the same. And Instagram is a highlight reel of a person’s life since beginning. My point is; “if someone is happy to see your dance/face/ass for 15 seconds & gets entertainment from that, aren’t you literally selling yourself for a super cheap attention span!!” It’s not just you doing same enactment, there are literally a million others doing the same nonsense. There is nothing called creativity in it. That’s my perspective, anyone can argue & I will not connect to this idea of so-called entertainment in this perspective. That doesn’t mean all influencers should vanish from social media apps or you should stop posing infront of Eiffel tower touching it’s tip over air during your next trip to Paris. Do what you like and what you can allow yourself with a smile on your face, it’s WORTH IT.

Yeah, this post is about INSTANT GRATIFICATION. LET’S GO. Now a days the attention span of everything is decreasing with time. The coming generation is an example of “ready to eat” meal, including us 90’s kids. Whatever you want, you want it instantly. I mean there is no interest in investing yourself into anything, not a content, not a unique skillset, not an article, not reading a book, no interest in studies, not even in building a stable relationship. Everything must happen instantaneously. There is a big example how that reflects in society. You wanna watch a movie, you can watch it right now. You wanna watch a series, you can watch any episode from any season from any time. People skip seasons to binge next seasons. You don’t need to wait because you don’t want to wait for next episode to drop or go to a movie theatre for advance ticket booking. You wanna buy something, click amazon prime it’s arrived same day or next day. You don’t need to wait for anything. You don’t need to be persistent at all. Suppose you wanna go on a date, you don’t even need to be little aware of how to behave on your first date. You don’t need to work on “how to make the other person understand you value them”. You don’t even need to learn or practice that skill/manner to be a man/gentleman or a posh woman/girl (read it as you want). Swipe right, DONE. Zero social coping mechanism at play. Everything you want is instantaneous & it’s instantaneously available as well. Just gave you an Outlook of INSTANT GRATIFICATION.

Now what are those which is not available this easy? Answer: Work which satisfies your soul not just wallet & a strong stable relationship. Let’s say JOB SATISFACTION & TIME TESTED TRUTHFUL TOGETHERNESS, no app or no instantaneous approach will ever work here. These two are slow complex time consuming yet simple process, only if you acknowledge/endorse to be truthful & persistent. Few other things also take investment of time such as, MORAL, MONEY, SKILL, HOBBY, QUALIFICATION, SELF-RESPECT & CHARACTER.

In today’s world nobody is intrested to fetch/earn something amazing. Forget being smart or hard work, there is an existential crisis at play where all are actually dreaming for the minimum. Minimum wage, minimum amount of happiness, minimum timeframe to get fit/slim, minimum time to master a skill, minimum time/effort to get your life partner, most of which are nothing but a fake fuckery. My conclusion; Patience is missing. Desire to be skilled/informed is missing. Suicide/drug overdose deaths/alcohol/smoking/weed on rise. There is an entire generation of “OK” is booming where the idea/ideology of believing in self to become “EXTRAORDINARY/AMAZING” is missing. That’s my view on “INSTANT GRATIFICATION” & how it’s killing our society.

Tap OUT..💪

Stolen from my Instagram stories!!😋

Being a raw open-minded aspirational self-invested athletic little-arrogant blunt brown straight & straight-forward sassy 76kg huge baby, my opinions about religion/race is limited to how people behave. I look/sound/behave mature since ages, because money is mean & I MEAN MONEY.

Inactive in my instagram since 3 years almost, after this pandemic situation calms down little bit I wanna travel to some icy cold parts of this world, jump naked into the snow & vlog once again. Shared some 2-3 year old instagram stories, hope to earn a smile in exchange.

Tap OUT..😜🤗

Entrepreneur!! Not me..😜

Whenever I am invited to business/investment summits or conferences/seminars, one question I am always asked in common “Any advice to budding entrepreneurs?”

The funniest part is, I myself don’t like to be termed as an ENTREPRENEUR. The day I entered health supplement business, I promised myself to give some respect to this word ENTREPRENEUR & stop using it beside my name till I make a million quid out of my business. It will take little time and I am in no rush. This is the reason behind why I always mention “Tiny/small health supplement business”. Tap here to read more.

Now back to the question & what I always answer; There are many so called entrepreneur brains who get influenced by wrong people outside the square. And unfortunately when you are new to business, you are unsure about what advice you should be taking! This way “ADVICE” becomes a big part of the problem. My way to deal with it is; “Don’t try to sell something that you aren’t willing to buy”. This bold italic line actually means; “Don’t try to serve something that you can’t accept. It can be cheat, betrayal, a bad business deal, a product you aren’t confident or a bad soup/pizza/salad/cheesecake/crumpets/macaroni in your new restaurant”. Consumer’s demand is the driver of any business & our duty is limited to supply. Materials teach us a lot about life. In my business, I sell some whey protein powders & other few sports enhancement supplements. Even before I entered this business, I am a consumer to everything that I sell since ages. I happily consume them, that’s why I am confident to sell it. If consumer is KING, then PRODUCT is the KINGDOM. You know one stupid yet important line few grandpa generation stock market investors usually say “STICK TO BASICS & PRIORITISE PRIORITIES IN RIGHT TIME FOR A JOYFUL OUTCOME”.

Suppose you are someone who has nothing to do with business or entrepreneurship. Did you get any benefit out of spending your 3 minutes reading this? Answer: DEFINITELY YES. Never ever try to lie, discourage, manipulative, gossip behind someone, seize somebody else’s happiness/limelight or don’t even try to cheat on your partner maybe (in case you have one), all because you are not ready to accept these things happily. If you can’t take it, don’t even dare to throw it at someone. Life is fun, simple & happening. We must respect & be truthful to everyone like we do with ourself.

(Fuck I am missing some Warburton crumpets right now just because I typed about selling crumpets in restaurants. Please don’t. This paragraph is completely out of context. I am an avid hater of sugar, but the only time I can allow myself to apply some honey butter on something is when I have crumpets with my morning coffee.)

Tap OUT..😘

My experience with DEPRESSION. Why I am what I am!!

COVID-19 pandemic, severe economic damages, number of jobless people on rise with systematic racism on top, this world literally needs a reboot somewhere with ample doses of humanity.

This post is not about racism or corona virus situation. Talking about mental health & depression; I totally understand DEPRESSION is real, RACISM is real, FOOLS are heading nations, TEENS & YOUNG PEOPLE are busy with tiktok and weed/cocaine (Don’t know why i fucking hate it, smokers are disgusting in my eyes.) & at the end I will definitely mention “INEQUALITY IS A DEEP ROOTED ISSUE IN OUR SOCIETY”. Again my bad, I swear I will stick to this topic of MENTAL HEALTH & DEPRESSION from now onwards. Here’s my take, unbiased & raw.

Have I ever experienced any mental health issues or anything like DEPRESSION? Answer: Hell YES. I have experienced it like any other random human at certain phase of life. I have done my fair share of amazing mistakes & chaotic nonsensical blunders. I have seen depression. Now I am gonna share few secrets about me; I have done illegal knuckle boxing, broken few bones of my opponents to feed my anger, broken my bones with two illegal racing related accidents, ran away from home during my teen days, stopped communication with parents for a long time, was framed for a heinous business practice in a partnership where I wasted a tiny chunk of my life (later came out clean legally after fighting for the right), failed to be son my parents wanted me to be. I have cried nights sitting under shower without eating anything for days while experiencing million different suicidal thoughts. It’s been 13 years I am staying away from home, in hostel till college days and currently in my apartment. Whatever I mentioned here, they all contributed to an immense amount of mental trauma in my past which drained a lot of sanity from me. Most pains were caused by my own actions & sometimes when people around failed to show me a tiny bit of empathy. I have given pain to few in my past, even that hurts me at some point. At a certain point I just came to a realisation that “a RACIST/NARCISSISTIC/ABUSIVE/NEGATIVE person is a person who gains momentum from a good person’s downward movement. That’s how they get more power to do the nasty shit they love to do. Last observation: THIS WORLD WORKS ON THE BASIS OF EAT OR GET EATEN & A PERSON WITH HATE IN HIS HEART WILL CONTINUE TO BE THE SAME TILL HE DIES WITH THAT HATE. Nobody can change them. One thing you can do is; become powerful and laugh at their face or be kind and smile to their foolishness”. Either ways “BE TRUTHFUL & KIND”, your god wants that from you. Nobody else is in your control except yourself, so first change yourself to a better human being.

Now you must be thinking “why this stupid TAP again lost his way from mental health?” No I didn’t. This brown guy named TAP has been through some of that racial profiling during those “business partnership went wrong days” i mentioned above. I will talk about that incident some other day. Do I have complaints? No I don’t. The only thing which helped me stand up on my feet is a 24/7 running eager brain to learn something new. I am still a twenty something amazing TAP right now. I have a bachelor’s in engineering, master’s degree in business administration, i own two tiny businesses, currently pursuing PhD as a research scholar & my current passport has stamp of 29 countries if I am correct. And I preach “LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL”.

Right now only problem is my anger I still encounter once in a while. My past has made me emotionally unavailable to every single human I interact. I understand only one language called MONEY. Actually I can say; my religion is MONEY. Here is a funny conversation in middle of this serious post. Within these few years I have developed a thick skin where you can’t push me down or use fowl words to screw my mood, haters live in my spam. I acknowledge being a grumpy asshole at the peak point of my arrogance, I am just afraid of myself when people try to spoil my piece of peace. That moment my anger reflects as my arrogance and I can’t hide it. I literally feel like I can punch that face enough till jaw is broken so that less venom will spread via that shitty mouth. Controlling anger is my biggest challenge.

You must have noticed me preaching about going out to nature. That’s one reason I actually snap out once in a while. I head to some nearby forest/garden/park or hilltop. That me-time makes me realise I am not the bad person I usually get afraid of. I am still taking steps towards getting rid of my dark side. Never ever thought even for a second I am better compared/superior to someone else. But I am different/unique. Unique because of my own set of success, schedule, routine, mindset, diet, goodness, past, habit, bad habits, flaws & yeah my addiction to homemade sugar free cheesecake made by chef TAP. I know what’s right & where can I go wrong!! There is something called “intuition” which works constantly towards understanding & bringing my best. “Success will not guarantee happiness, but happiness is way bigger better than SUCCESS”. My today’s A-game will be tomorrow’s B, I can’t blame this on anyone because it’s the rule of this fast moving world. In this process of analysing myself, mental health became a priority like my 5pack abs(I am missing my gym like life). You can do 100 push-ups to get a fit body, there is a workout routine you can follow. For your mind, the only workout is learning & only cure is happiness. Learning here doesn’t mean just studying, learning from surrounding or people, learning a new business, being a better person, everything is a learning which gives you a good or bad lesson with little value to your life. I am that guy who starts his day by checking himself naked in mirror right after waking up. This fit body makes me more confident & comfortable anywhere I am. Working towards being a better human, that’s the end goal. Yes depression tried to pull me down & my grumpy face firey eyes showed him little bit of that fighter spirit in me mixed with some leo pride. Not the finish line yet, but DEPRESSION FAILED already. I will say “I AM HAPPY instead of I WON”.

I know i wrote something completely scattered jumbled within 11 minutes while thinking about what not to eat for breakfast today, literally bored of baked beans on toast. Sending loads of vibe to earn a smile.
Tap OUT..😘

My favourite CHEF..

I would happily name this post “MY FAVOURITE INSTAGRAMMER”, but his sharp cooking/baking skills are tremendously helpful & inspiring. Big up chef kobe..😋😂

COVID-19: FOLLOW WHAT YOU ARE ADVISED!!

There is a strict guidance by your government/healthcare services to stay home stay safe & stay away from people as much as possible to contain the contamination of Corona virus. Then we see people overcrowding religious places & religious gatherings in such time with a thought that “their God will save them”, let me make this clear “God has no desire to save stupid unruly people”. He got better things to do. & This virus isn’t gonna stop with warm climate. It’s spreading in warm Asian/African countries as well. Please stay home & stay away from people.

Tap OUT..🤬

Vlogging Paused.. Podcasts NEXT!!

Updated our previous Google podcast links in university group & telegram both. Listen to it before 05/April/2020. I am deleting all 3 episodes. From June onwards, I will resume podcasts in anchor FM. This is Spotify’s own podcast app, tracking analytics is much much easier here. Hit this link on June 2nd week: https://anchor.fm/tapan4evr

Some vlogging footage I captured during last trip is yet to be edited. Have better plans with them. I will update about those later. Tap ONE LIFE..🖐️😘

Swear I want this brown 🐼..

After a husky, a chowchow is my next pick. Hell yes, someday I will overcrowd my house with babies & puppies.

COVID-19: Spread the INFORMATION, not the PANIC..

First of all; you are & you will be fine. I am just wondering what a weird phenomena of this pandemic. It effects everyone. Someone in Wuhan-China first got effected by this. Then it’s bothering everyone of us at every corner of world. No flights in sky & bus drivers using mask to drive an empty bus from one spot to another, it’s weird af. So many are gonna suffer financially because of this. Not gonna put weak/poor/good/bad/rich/strong on it. Everyone of us need to stay calm quiet apart & together in it to get over this situation.

Don’t empty toilet paper, breads or any such kinda stupid things from your supermarket aisles. Shops are open & they will be. Don’t get frightened with shitty WhatsApp forwards. Please don’t rush to church or temple to seek your god’s blessings. It’s the dumbest idea at current moment to overcrowd any kinda public spot. As hard as it may sound, you staying home & you staying apart from people even inside home is the only solution to stop the contamination. At the end 50-60% population will get effected by this somehow before July-August time. To most of us, it’s just gonna be a small flu or cold which will heal itself by our body’s immunity or it might need a small amount of medication from healthcare services. You might have tons of doubts about what’s coming. Watch these two informative videos I am tagging below.

Second video is in Hindi only for people in India. & This guy DHRUV RATHEE does a tremendous job explaining about every mess even staying away from India.

This paragraph is for all young bloods including me, who usually feel offended when suggestions come like warnings that too from government. Please don’t try to behave oversmart. You might risk your & others life too with that irresponsible behaviour. I completely understand how important it is to flex being a outgoing person. I am one exactly like you. For me, there is no other better ways to enjoy singlehood without little socializing, swimming & gym. I am also struggling to keep my ass stuck in same GPS coordinate for more than a day. Let’s do one thing, learn a new game or language. Maybe take a lesson from skillshare about your interest/hobbies. Killing time is a tough task if your mind is not ready to learn something new. Don’t be just another lazyass binging Netflix whole day. Follow a good diet with enough wholesome grains & greens. Do little bodyweight workouts at home to keep yourself active. Both these diet & workout will help your body’s immunity getting stronger to deal with any such situations in days to come.

FOLLOW the instructions from healthcare providers, your government & WHO. Again; Stay home & avoid people.

COVID-19- Corona Virus Disease 2019: OUR WAREHOUSE UPDATE..

Being a money driven mentality person, it irks me when business gets effected because of any kinda scenario. But we mustn’t forget our values. Humanity & goodwill associated to it always helps us build what we are. Till the time things come to normalcy, everyone of my team can report from home. That too 2hrs a day & 3days a week. We are just deducting work hours, monthly payout will remain exactly the same as it was.


Please practice social distance & hygiene till governments figure out a way with the help of healthcare services to deal this pandemic. No matter whether/how badly this contamination spreads, no matter you are healthy or sick, no matter what’s your age; your government needs your help to deal with this because they need more time. This is the right moment to be a responsible human being towards your society & nation. Stay healthy, stay safe & stay home. If you spot any disabled/elderly people close to your neighborhood, try to help them with necessary hygiene or grocery purchases. Don’t forget to maintain the 6ft distance. After certain age people stop accepting good or bad input about life/lifestyle, make them understand the importance behind staying home for a tiny while.

Our warehouse is moved towards Amazon’s facility in India, can’t do much there. Still doing our bit on this situation. We are donating 800 boxes of hand sanitizer, antibacterial soaps & ready to eat banana caramel porridge packs to the people in need. Anyone close to Sepang township in Kuala Lumpur can visit our whey protein supplement warehouse near Sama Sama hotel & collect two boxes each, It’s the corner building to the next street in same road. If you want contact person’s phone number, just reply this post with your email-ID. Don’t abuse this thinking of free goodies. Please pass on to the needy if you can afford yours.

Tap OUT..🤗

Kapten ride hailing app bug..

I took this screenshot few days back to share my whereabouts with future boo. What I want to share is: this coupon GMAPSUK works more than 3 rides sometimes 5 as well even though it’s mentioned 3 quids off for 3 rides. Or it’s by Google specifically for Google local guides or Google map beta testers which I am & I have few more Gmail accounts where it worked 5 times as well. Shared it in this blog, so that people from the ride hailing company can also see & fix it. Google is sending this location+booking info to kapten app, but this coupon code works more than 3times. I have only used it in London. If any users just saw it, please don’t abuse this app. Corona virus pandemic threat is alive, I hope everyone is trying to stay home & maintaining the social distance+hygiene as suggested by healthcare services.

Strictly business..

Starting this post by thanking few who were able to put some trust behind the brand I am creating. I don’t see myself having a strong idea about business, but I am excited for money. I put money into ventures only when I can get it back in a year or two max, so that it can still run on zero investment. I have a gang of friends who stand strong for me like a mountain in everything I do. I am a person who keeps on switching places time to time because life seems more fun that way. Few friends literally take care of my shit like their own. This is the reason I am spoilt since ages.

Hell NO, not thanking these old fuckers. It’s for those who joined my tiny supplement business & clothing brand as a customer. Now I see few are turning out to be consumers to me. I work with handful people. It’s not about manpower, it’s about me giving more time to it. It’s a process of struggle & fun both. Fingers crossed, It always keeps on getting better. This is the place https://tapone.life where you have to click on 30-July-2020. Wishes accepted with whole heart & arms wide open.

One tiny update: Whoever planning to buy optimum nutrition supplement from my UK store, please apply TAP35M or TAP35L till 20-March-2020. M or L means, it’s a Medium or Large size neon blue unisex hoodie free on top of 35% discount with minimum order value of 100 quids. Vibe right & stay safe. Tap life.😘

(N.B: Same post updated in our telegram channel & every buyer must have received the discount coupons by email while placing the order. I am talking to my returning customers.)

On loop in my head.. Give No Fxk..

The verse of TRAVIS SCOTT is stuck in my head since it came on valentine’s day. For sure it resembles my kinda meditation. Agree being a proud money hungry dickhead & I want to sing it during our next karaoke night. (Not a romantic person anyday, I listen/sing only those songs which can move me towards gym or my future boo’s butthole. Sending you loads of vibe.)..😜😋

I mean.. WHY???

Who even allowed this? Denim on Denim is the biggest fashion fopa you can ever imagine. That too with Manchester City players!! Not daring, this is dumb in every sense. Poor guys. I don’t know who advised this. This shit is gonna get even more harsh backlash from fashion police in coming days. Dsquared2 is up for a big big re-evaluation strategy towards this mess.

(Link: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/11040265/man-city-double-denim/)

PTOLA|MICKEY SINGH..😍

Me and you world feels familiar..
Deja vu even if It’s not I can take it down..
Starring at you everything feels so comfortable..
I want your,,,,,,sssshhhhhhh not there yet..

I see people juggling between A & B while dealing with romantic equations. Here this baddie riding pure sass, but reaching there someday for sure. I am at my end game dealing with Z, I adore you my bitch..😜

Only Punjabi singer I listen/follow without a second thought is this one. Fusion & IndiPop scene is alive because of few singers. It’s Mickey singh’s best track so far followed by Rooftop party. Big up..👍👍👍👍👍👍

Current PLAYLIST!!😍

Only two people know that I am addicted to bottom 3 songs since past 3-4 months & the top one is my earworm since 4days..😜😘

Valentines DAY.. How to!! FOR MY BROS..

Valentine’s Day is around the corner. Whether you wanna woo your boo, asking someone new out on a date or you are in a mood to get laid; take these tiny tips from your bro. A few lines of man-to-man talk.

1. Remove all deodorants from your closet today. Get a cologne/perfume, a good one looking at your budget (The best one I can suggest as it’s my all season good to go: DAVIDOFF COOL WATER). Before you meet her, a mild spray near back of your neck & earlobes. Don’t ask why!! Your girl deserves a well groomed person who values styling & smelling nice.

2. 4 days left for your date night, I mean 14th February night. Right after you wake up every single day from now, grind a big piece of ginger, add some warm water to it & drink it without thinking taste. Ginger is a natural thermogenic antioxidant & it helps to correct the amount of blood flow to overall body parts including your downstairs department. Now you know why.

3. Clean your bush & make sure to apply some extra virgin olive oil to stay away from unnecessary body odours. Get some nice boxer shorts as well.

4. Understand the importance of keeping it classy yet low-key while dressing up for special occasions. Wear a sleek wristwatch, dial not bigger than 42mm. Just for one day, ditch your sports shoes or Balenciaga Triple-S kinda moonwalkers.

This is a screenshot from my Instagram stories. I usually do this social service every year to some stupid friends.

Last tip: Own who you are for real. When you are talking to your partner or future-partner, make sure you lie/hide nothing. Be blunt about what you want from yourself & from the other side as well. A truthful person is hard to resist & people take no time to get intimidated. Tap OUT..💪👍

Demi.. Not me please..🤣

Just teasing my bestfriend because she is a Taurus. Can’t deny scoring a stupid yet amazing person in her who stood the test of time. Appreciated my bestie bitch..muaaahhh😘😘

(Click on the screenshot pic for article’s link.)

Current Playlist..😜

Don’t ask me more about such clunky choices. It’s like this because of some stupid amazing friends & my early morning workout routine..😘

Tap my BLOG-STATS..😘

I still think, I need to be a better me to get this much attention from anyone anywhere. Thanking you all who spared little time to appropriate the shit I write. Wishing 2020 be the year everyone grows bigger better beautiful in terms of humanitarian & financial aspects.

Current Playlist..😜

No matter where i am, few tracks sooth my soul & help me being the sassy-TAP while doing my 200 push ups before taking a cold shower.

(Tiny mention: Hey polish bum, my hands are missing all your 4 cheeks. muuaaaaahhhh).

Wonder Woman 1984 Trailer..

Go to: 1.48.
Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.

Wowed. Amazed. Excited. Awesome trailer. Fantabulous background score. Waiting for it.

Another GREAT FIND!!

Stolen from Reny’s WhatsApp status..😜

BTW I do little more than just using phone. I use my iPad & laptop as well, all on my bean bag or couch.

Power COUPLE!!

People really get confused when they see these two words together “POWER COUPLE”.

It simply means, you see TRUTH, TRUST & CONFIDENCE in your partner’s eyes. Each time you are face to face, you scream at your partner without opening mouth “You are going nowhere this lifetime. Your address is my arms. I own you.” There is no longer a day where communication will struggle. There is no chance for misunderstandings. Each words spoken are TRUTH or a PROMISE. That’s when you are sure about your forever next.

While typing this I can add one thing; I don’t know where i stand in terms of a romantic relationship or LOVE kinda bullshit. I was/am never ready to enter a relationship. Did that mistake just once, failed. Not ready to allow anyone close without a huge time tested solid foundation.

Now I assure, I see TRUTH in someone. Request is; please never lose it. My heart is healed & I am back on track towards usual flamboyance. Thanks for succesfully keeping my both heads active. Yes, I am trying to make you weak. And shhhhhhhhh, I know how to make twins.😂😘

The call of the wild trailer..🤗

Why these guys pick such emotional topics!!
I cried twice watching this trailer. When Harrison Ford says “You have been sleeping for two days. In my bed.” That dog “BUCK” definitely packs soul of my dead dog. Pets leave us with some amazing sweet painful memories. I hate it so much that I love it.

Astrology & Horoscope are FAKE!! Really??

Astrology & Horoscope, you don’t need to believe it. You need to understand it. It has more to do with your health & behaviour. Yes they matter, and educate yourself instead of being in denial.

Dumb DEMI!!😘

Few days back I ordered a t-shirt/hoodie printing machine for my next business venture. It hardly costs few hundred quids.

This is the response I got when I asked my bestie bitch “what she wants me to print on a sample basic hoodie for her?”, that too in a CAD drawing format.🤔

Leo TRAITS. No subtle..😜

I shared this because my bestie keeps on pinching me with such screenshots & sights 2-3 examples of me being a dick occasionally. Either ways THANKS. I hope it makes someone aware, smile or laugh.😘

Happy Diwali..🤗

The only message I wanna spread today. Enjoy the festival of lights with your friends & family. This is the day when TRUTH/POSITIVITY marked it’s win over LIE/DARKNESS. Have amazing days ahead.

So TRUE.. (Hope so)

I don’t know how true this is. Yes, I am a LEO. In my case, I don’t have anything like EGO. My self-respect is my only possession. You have to respect me as I respect myself. If that gets hammered, I don’t know who you are!!

My 2 minutes prayer!!

I have a secret diary in this app called “ColorNote”. In case I fuck up something or someone abuses my way of life, I write it down. On this date something was definitely making me restless, I think I hurt someone & that person didn’t accept my SORRY.

I usually talk to whoever listening about my days before hitting the bed for 2 minutes, most of the times it’s talking to myself. I never get a peaceful sleep at night if someone is hurt because of me.

In-flight WiFi..Check this..

This video is definitely meant for me. Anyone who asks me the reason behind why those 10 minute hook-ups come to play: it’s in-flight WiFi.😂

A tiny gift from my side..

If you are connected to me since high school or engineering days, fill this form & wish me little goodluck towards my next major endeavour. https://forms.gle/A36DTsjSVuTQE5kDA

I did what I said. Rest CMU boozies, share this link in University group. Mark the date 11-11-2019.

Bless all.😘

Dumb Demi: I need your Help!!

Whenever I say “my bitch”, only one person gets supremely excited because there is a “MY” in it. The bitch I am talking about is my saviour. I never needed her support, but she shown up & kicked my ass to move ahead quickly swiftly successfully towards happiness. I am talking about “my bestie bitch-Demi”.

Whenever we connect, her words are more like two grade-3 kids planning how to build a sand-castle near a beach. Though I am just 4.67billion times mature compared to her, I always end up joining that stupid idea. Friends ask me more about her, I answer this about who she is; “Clean heart, Clear mind, unaware of wtf is EGO & LIE, Dad’s credit card after spending own salary”. Whatever it may be, you are True & Yes I am buttering you little bit right now. Get me that 1800-supreme hoodie latest drop (Dark olive or Heather Grey Please). I will let you spank my butt twice in exchange.

Apart from all: you put me to the right place when I was collapsing to pieces. No thank you for being my bestie. But thank you in advance for that hoodie. If you aren’t able to fly, please ask me my new address to mail that shit.🤗😘

Yeah. That’s my BESTIE!!

You know who can screw each of my lines easy peasy. Demi, I want to tell you one thing from the bottom of my heart: “sometimes I lose my shit & sometimes I lose my breath, while checking out your ass & attitude.” You are a weirdly ridiculous pain to me & I can’t do anything about that. We always come back to each other where we left. No matter how big of a bitch you are, I adore/appreciate you for being bestie to this asshole named Tap.😘

Another not so GREAT FIND!!😂

Hell I am gonna print this t-shirt soon. Whatever written is stupid cheap & completely true. I have seen this in a tiny bitch yesterday.😆

Demi!! SORRY!! 🙏

Hey BESTIE,

It’s not fun when communication is blocked. I have no issues in accepting I messed up big time. I wasn’t able to make it. Don’t grant me a SORRY just like that. You know I don’t believe in that word.

Just remember “I will never lie to you. I will never break your trust. I will never hide anything. I will never block your access to my tomorrow. I am lucky to have you as my guardian angel. You are only one person in front of whom I can be emotionally naked. Doesn’t matter I screw 20 more bitches, you will never lose access to my life. People come and go, all are worthless because no-one stands the test of time, their validity is limited. You are my shining star. Your company makes me feel like I found diamond in a coal mine.”

One thing I am confessing, “I was falling for you during a certain phase of my life. It’s you who broke it. Can’t forgive you. Whenever you say those 3 words to me, I don’t want to hear it. And pardon me, I can’t serve you anything such in exchange.” I will unblock your number tomorrow after interview with my PhD supervisor. I am little stressed. We will start from where we left. I assure you will get all your answers. We planned shopping & food during next month meeting, no changes with that. But I am substracting Frank from that plan. And we will not talk this shit during that time, let’s finish what’s left unsaid.

Tap OUT..😘😘😘😘

Eyy Bestie.. It’s so you..

Yeah, nice Punjabi track. Let me explain it’s meaning to my non-brown mates. The girl’s hook of this song says:

“Promise today, you will buy me PRADA.
Or else keep staring at me from far away.
I will get a new lover easy peasy.”

Someone must have thought about my bestie bitch before writing this song’s lyrics. This can be the perfect GOLD DIGGER anthem.

SORRY Dumb Demi..
I adore you GRANNY..😂😘😘 muaaaaahhhh..

LOVE is easy!!

Yes, we all know it takes ages to trust someone & then LOYALITY comes to play. After establishing trust, a long lasting truthful consistent communication is always needed till you name it “LOVE”. It’s not LOVE, if it’s not forever. And it takes a really big chunk of time to plan that FOREVER.

People use bullshit mindgames & screw it. That’s the reason there are way too few who experience this blessing.

In love with this..

Snowball Panda Rap by Kevin Hart from Secret life of pets 2. This shit is real deal. I can watch this video a million times on loop. Now I am pretty damn sure about stealing this name “SNOWBALL” for my future husky.😜

Another FLIRTING FAIL!!😂

Can’t explain what we were discussing. My bestie suggested to text with emojis for one whole day. Yes I failed. No flirtatious bullshit yet & nothing cooking. Dumb granny is little crazy, that’s it.😂

Back together!!😆

We pull each other’s hair & fight like monkeys sometimes. We are best friends & we broke up from that equation just 9 times in past 4 months. Either ways I adore you granny. I know you will always find your way back to me, or else I will reach you. We are together for a reason, I am not gonna stop disturbing you till one of us dies.😜

Life PARTNER: Choose wisely!!

I definitely want some changes in these numbers. Maybe I will add a zero to that vacation thing & try to live 150 years to fulfill it. If kids are a pain, I know some nice boarding schools.😜

(Stolen/Taken from: Word Porn)