Protected: I am married to MONEY!!😂
I have weapons!!
I can write a book on “HOW TO DEAL WITH YOUR BESTIE BITCH!!”. This is the last chapter I guess.
Yeah. That’s my BESTIE!!
You know who can screw each of my lines easy peasy. Demi, I want to tell you one thing from the bottom of my heart: “sometimes I lose my shit & sometimes I lose my breath, while checking out your ass & attitude.” You are a weirdly ridiculous pain to me & I can’t do anything about that. We always come back to each other where we left. No matter how big of a bitch you are, I adore/appreciate you for being bestie to this asshole named Tap.😘
My bestie bitch!!😠
Two people will understand this text fully.
Sorry Granny. You will always be my third wheel.😉
Granny.. Thank you again!!
I am lucky to have a person like you in my life who works as a mirror to my good/bad/up/low. It’s our TRUTH which never lets us go down. Doesn’t matter i am planning to write an article or I am freelancing, I can just stay sorted about a successful outcome when you are around. We are BEST FRIENDS for a reason. Fuck love and romantic bullshit, I don’t need those when you vibe some positivity on my life. And now:
Two major reasons behind my singlehood:
1. I hate liars. People always run away from accepting/speaking their TRUTH. That makes me afraid of going vulnerable emotionally. I can’t TRUST anyone easily.
2. My bestie granny never accepts “I AM SINGLE”.
Another GREAT FIND!!
The only thing I steal: Reny’s WhatsApp stories.😂
Another GREAT FIND!!
Stolen from Reny’s WhatsApp story.😜
Another FLIRTING FAIL!!😂
Can’t explain what we were discussing. My bestie suggested to text with emojis for one whole day. Yes I failed. No flirtatious bullshit yet & nothing cooking. Dumb granny is little crazy, that’s it.😂
We pull each other’s hair & fight like monkeys sometimes. We are best friends & we broke up from that equation just 9 times in past 4 months. Either ways I adore you granny. I know you will always find your way back to me, or else I will reach you. We are together for a reason, I am not gonna stop disturbing you till one of us dies.😜
In a relationship if someone is not moving up with time; just move forward with your life towards your goals & success, with or without them. You need a better you tomorrow. If deserving & you both are meant to be together, the other person will step up to catch up.
Protected: Granny!! SORRY!!
Yep i misuse my friends. You are allowed to behave like a dong & my stupid blog will get few more clicks. Guess this sucker’s name & a papa john’s all meat pizza on me.(To CMU boozies)😜
Another GREAT FIND!!
Sooooo me. I don’t need to explain this.😜
SORRY Bro Ro.. 😂😂
Sometimes I don’t need permissions, I own a pinch of you both. And I really feel happy when I see you as a couple. There are too less people on this planet like you, who can dare to say; “My first love is my last person & I am madly into her.” You are my man bro. Keep striving towards a happy life together.
Granny!! I adore you..😜
Someday in 2050, my first marriage invitation card will reach you granny. People usually don’t know, I always try to get in-flight WiFi just to communicate with my old school fellas.😜
Friends like you make me believe in real people who can stand the test of truth and time. Everyone should experience a friend like you in their lifetime.
(FYI: only person calls me RUDEY, because my facial expressions are somewhat rude, always)
Thanks for being a buddy to Tap..
Sharing with PERMISSION!!😜
Granny, posted it & you lost again. Can’t let it go this time. My 80 bucks quick & I definitely hate you..🤪
Protected: Relationship TAROT (13-31-July-2019)..
Another ONE: RELATIONSHEEP!!😜
Another one. I know it’s dumb & childish.
Thanks for all these amazing stupid weird childish awesome WhatsApp forwards.🤣😜😘
Protected: Pick up wack!! Best one- Hope SO..
Tap my thoughts.. 16
I don’t understand those people who put head in their butthole & expect everything will turn out in their favour. 😂
Some people put a front like they are happy as fuck, without any such gain. If you have sorrow or some emotions inside, pour it out to seem like a legit human.
You can’t catch a fish without hook. Stop damaging your own brain with mindgames.
True me.. Tap-46..
People may hurt, scold, betray, abuse & break your heart. Stay strong, don’t behave like a pussy. Everything happens for a reason. Your other side is earning their karma by misusing you. At the end someone beautiful is coming to clean all & adore you for what you are. Your Truth & goodness will be rewarded at any cost. Stay positive, vibe right.
Choices made under anger/guilt/fear/deceit can’t be undone.
Break UP SEX!! Really??
Apparently my friends were suggesting to go on a banging spree last time when I told them about breaking up with a person who felt flat on standing on her ground to be a human. I just exited that part because that wasn’t serving me. If a relationship isn’t making you happy; you don’t need to break up from that person, you just need to come out from the bullshit they are trying to sell you. The day they will understand their own value, that person will figure out what’s best for them & you figure out what’s best for you.
In the name of break up, don’t go for stupid rebound sex bullshit. Some even end up in friends with benefits situations which attract more complications. That lowers your standard as a human even further. I make sure there is some standard in a person even when it’s a one night stand. That girl wasn’t even worth it. That was my reason for break up.
(Not gonna mention further details)
Tap my thoughts.. 13
Life is like a concert. Don’t go ahead & argue/fight with/for somebody towards any reason good or bad, it’s like you are stopping your own fun by wasting time on someone else who is all about negative vibe.
True me.. Tap-45..
Since the day you are born till today, all your actions are already written by your almighty. Call it destiny or call it your lifepath.
The only thing you can do is; understand your heart/head’s call & put it under logic to understand the truth, just follow it. You know where to move. Don’t prefer to live under regrets. You deserve happiness & love in your life. Smile..
You have to shift through the dirt to find GOLD. You never failed, it’s always a recipe on works for SUCCESS.
Protected: Miss RightNOW.. Laura 😘😂
Am I gonna dance!! 😂
Definitely YES, can’t say no to my bestie. One big reason I avoid marriages, I just don’t want to intimidate few people around me. & I am not the one who loves wearing formal/suits. So all set this time. My ass will take another big hit because of two more long haul flights. All good, big love.
Tap OUT.. 😜😘
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