I am the biggest flirtatious naughty fuck, I AGREE. No, I rank 2nd in the chart worldwide. 😂

Accidentally I bumped into a old high school mate after days. He just broke up from a 8year old relationship. I thought about expressing my sorrow & sorry. He just said something golden, I have to share it. This was his reason behind break up; “WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU MELONS, WHY SETTLE FOR LEMON?”

When I asked him to explain further, he was apparently mentioning towards his girlfriend’s boobs. So the take away is; “BOYS LOVE MELONS & MEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THEM”.

Tap OUT..😘