True me.. Tap-440..

Time decides who you meet in life. Your heart decides who you want in life. And your behaviour decides who stays in your life.
– Buddha

In my case I am married to my bank account & we share an amazing togetherness. Next I want my boss TAP to stop being so bossy & let me retire within next 2-3 years, so that I can woo & hook up with a sassy bitch/boo/angel for next 2-300 years. Yeah I want 80-90 babies as well. ZK.😜

Demi challenged me in CMU group to share two pick-up lines close to my heart. (Those who don’t know, Demi is my bestie since past 250 years). Btw who stores pick-up lines in heart!! These two are in my head though:
1. Your breath smells amazing, gimme some.
(Used by Demi on me during prom. And thanks to almighty, never dated this half blonde dumb bitch.😝)
2. Not sure whether it’s your smile or booty, 2 out of 4 cheeks are definitely working.
(That’s my favourite pick-up line. Always works on latinas, pardon me for going little racial. Not sure how many times I have misused this one).

Tap OUT..ðŸĪŠ