Demi!! SORRY!! 🙏

Hey BESTIE,

It’s not fun when communication is blocked. I have no issues in accepting I messed up big time. I wasn’t able to make it. Don’t grant me a SORRY just like that. You know I don’t believe in that word.

Just remember “I will never lie to you. I will never break your trust. I will never hide anything. I will never block your access to my tomorrow. I am lucky to have you as my guardian angel. You are only one person in front of whom I can be emotionally naked. Doesn’t matter I screw 20 more bitches, you will never lose access to my life. People come and go, all are worthless because no-one stands the test of time, their validity is limited. You are my shining star. Your company makes me feel like I found diamond in a coal mine.”

One thing I am confessing, “I was falling for you during a certain phase of my life. It’s you who broke it. Can’t forgive you. Whenever you say those 3 words to me, I don’t want to hear it. And pardon me, I can’t serve you anything such in exchange.” I will unblock your number tomorrow after interview with my PhD supervisor. I am little stressed. We will start from where we left. I assure you will get all your answers. We planned shopping & food during next month meeting, no changes with that. But I am substracting Frank from that plan. And we will not talk this shit during that time, let’s finish what’s left unsaid.

Tap OUT..😘😘😘😘

Eyy Bestie.. It’s so you..

Yeah, nice Punjabi track. Let me explain it’s meaning to my non-brown mates. The girl’s hook of this song says:

“Promise today, you will buy me PRADA.
Or else keep staring at me from far away.
I will get a new lover easy peasy.”

Someone must have thought about my bestie bitch before writing this song’s lyrics. This can be the perfect GOLD DIGGER anthem.

SORRY Dumb Demi..
I adore you GRANNY..😂😘😘 muaaaaahhhh..

Granny.. Thank you again!!

I am lucky to have a person like you in my life who works as a mirror to my good/bad/up/low. It’s our TRUTH which never lets us go down. Doesn’t matter i am planning to write an article or I am freelancing, I can just stay sorted about a successful outcome when you are around. We are BEST FRIENDS for a reason. Fuck love and romantic bullshit, I don’t need those when you vibe some positivity on my life. And now:

Two major reasons behind my singlehood:

1. I hate liars. People always run away from accepting/speaking their TRUTH. That makes me afraid of going vulnerable emotionally. I can’t TRUST anyone easily.

2. My bestie granny never accepts “I AM SINGLE”.

Another FLIRTING FAIL!!😂

Can’t explain what we were discussing. My bestie suggested to text with emojis for one whole day. Yes I failed. No flirtatious bullshit yet & nothing cooking. Dumb granny is little crazy, that’s it.😂

Back together!!😆

We pull each other’s hair & fight like monkeys sometimes. We are best friends & we broke up from that equation just 9 times in past 4 months. Either ways I adore you granny. I know you will always find your way back to me, or else I will reach you. We are together for a reason, I am not gonna stop disturbing you till one of us dies.😜

Granny!! SORRY!!

I will never be able to make a way out of your life. You are a gem to me dumb demi. Sometimes I feel I do too little & hold you back, but I deserve it. You deserve the best of me & worst ones are free with it. This friendship between us is like a contract no-one will ever break. Thank you for being bestie to this stubborn baddie.

Being honest right now, I want to be in a relationship & say all those generic stupid lines like moon,star,heart,fart to my girl soon soon. I will let it build stronger first, later everything will fall into places quickly. I too feel someone needs to be with me instead of some. And I am getting a husky in 2019.

Granny.. It’s sooooo YOU!!

The best one in ALTERNATINO yet.
Anyone watching Comedy Central UK??
It’s more about Hispanic shit & dope fun.👍👍

😂😂 I am SORRY my bestie dumb demi. I saw it & I can’t stop thinking about you since then. Who else can replace your romantical desperation from those days!!

Muaaaaahhhh..😜

Granny!! I adore you..😜

Someday in 2050, my first marriage invitation card will reach you granny. People usually don’t know, I always try to get in-flight WiFi just to communicate with my old school fellas.😜

Friends like you make me believe in real people who can stand the test of truth and time. Everyone should experience a friend like you in their lifetime.

(FYI: only person calls me RUDEY, because my facial expressions are somewhat rude, always)
Thanks for being a buddy to Tap..

Am I gonna dance!! 😂

Definitely YES, can’t say no to my bestie. One big reason I avoid marriages, I just don’t want to intimidate few people around me. & I am not the one who loves wearing formal/suits. So all set this time. My ass will take another big hit because of two more long haul flights. All good, big love.

Tap OUT.. 😜😘