This tip is strictly confidential & limited only for guys. Whenever your girl asks you “Are you mad at me?”
Just answer YES. Either you will get a nice conversation with a cute puppy face tiny apology filled with no sense related to the real issue, or a nice BLOWJOB (in case you can last till her apology lasts😂).
I am the biggest flirtatious naughty fuck, I AGREE. No, I rank 2nd in the chart worldwide. 😂
Accidentally I bumped into a old high school mate after days. He just broke up from a 8year old relationship. I thought about expressing my sorrow & sorry. He just said something golden, I have to share it. This was his reason behind break up; “WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU MELONS, WHY SETTLE FOR LEMON?”
When I asked him to explain further, he was apparently mentioning towards his girlfriend’s boobs. So the take away is; “BOYS LOVE MELONS & MEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THEM”.
Tap OUT..😘
Just because I posted it, Yes it’s Sam’s line during our yesterday conversation about next vacation. & Sharing it with her permission, but I think it’s a old one. Loved it to be honest.
Here is that shit;
” I am Sam. I am a good Catholic girl, which means I love GOD. And GOD hates me, because I am getting impure thoughts about you.”
I am already hooked baby..🤪😘
Thought of the day.
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