Time decides who you meet in life. Your heart decides who you want in life. And your behaviour decides who stays in your life.
In my case I am married to my bank account & we share an amazing togetherness. Next I want my boss TAP to stop being so bossy & let me retire within next 2-3 years, so that I can woo & hook up with a sassy bitch/boo/angel for next 2-300 years. Yeah I want 80-90 babies as well. ZK.😜
Demi challenged me in CMU group to share two pick-up lines close to my heart. (Those who don’t know, Demi is my bestie since past 250 years). Btw who stores pick-up lines in heart!! These two are in my head though:
1. Your breath smells amazing, gimme some.
(Used by Demi on me during prom. And thanks to almighty, never dated this half blonde dumb bitch.😝)
2. Not sure whether it’s your smile or booty, 2 out of 4 cheeks are definitely working.
(That’s my favourite pick-up line. Always works on latinas, pardon me for going little racial. Not sure how many times I have misused this one).
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You got it exactly!!
Buddha speaks some truths 👌 The second chat up line is class, but the first is truly awful 😂😂
Ha Ha. To understand what’s awful, you have to meet few of my friends from sixth form days. I can’t stand when girls act too too too much girlish. I hope you can get me.😂
Can’t stand when girls act like girls, yeah? 😂 I get you, I think. What to you is too girly? haha
Too girly means, those girls go to swimming pool & talk about their Saint Laurent necklace for 2 straight hours.
I don’t think I could talk about a necklace for 2 hours, but I do like my jewellery 😂😂
Awwww, such a good girl.🤣 JK. I know girls fancy a lot about make-up & jewelleries, but there is a peak point to everything. That’s what I meant by “too much girlish”.
Yeah I get what you mean, I feel like there is a peak point for everything 😂 too much of anything is no good – cheesecake included 😛
Too much of anything is bad. I am in love with cheesecake since past 20 years I think. And whenever I have extra slice of cheesecake during weekdays, I punish myself with 200 push-ups. Poor Tap.😂
You don’t always have to punish yourself like that, you are allowed some pleasure in moderation 😂 but it’s good that you are on top of things 😊
I have to punish myself like that. Can’t miss my 5pack abs in exchange of few cheesecake slices.🤣 I am trying to stay fit and keep it fun meanwhile. Do you believe in cheat days?
5 pack abs? And here I thought you said you weren’t a gym freak 😜 I think it depends, if you have no plans then you have no excuse but if you’re genuinely busy, then it’s fine to have a cheat day as long as you work twice as hard the next day to make it up. The main point that I’m trying to make here is about real commitment and not being dishonest to yourself 😊
Ha Ha. 5 pack abs are there since I was 15-16 years old, they never left me. http://tap.gold/2019/10/13/imbalanced-biscuits/ But I am the one who always keeps coming in-out out of my diet. I think a cheat day is good to keep ourself motivated & I completely agree with your opinion.🤗💪
Haha so modest 😜 you cant have had at abs so young, I’m pretty sure the gym trend wasn’t there at that point! That’s okay you can’t always eat healthy, there’s no fun in that, taking a break is fine as long as you take yourself seriously. Nice abs too btw 👍
Abs were there but I wasn’t this huge. Still wearing the same 31size jeans, M size t-shirt & 10.5 UK size sneakers since 14+ years. Only change is facial hair that I always trim to zero or one level. I end up getting myself indulged into cheesecake real easy, a real fool in that part.😜
But how did you have abs from such a young age? They don’t form naturally except in extreme cases. Which leads me to think that you were into your gym from the get-go. I have U.K. size 7 feet hahah 😂 I don’t get men’s clothing sizes, but I’m a size 8 in women’s clothing. Are you about that beard fade life? Oh dear, you may have mentioned this obsession with cheesecake a few times 😂
I was/am more into surfing & skateboarding. Boxing & gym joined my interest little late. I don’t like to keep beard, not a fan of facial or body hair.🤣 Poor Tap, my addiction/intrest with cheesecake is predictable af.
My sister is quite into skateboarding, it looks pretty cool 😎 Ngl beards are a real turn on for me…but it depends on the person, not everyone suits a beard. I think you should pay me £1 and take a shot everytime you say the word ‘cheesecake’ 😂😂😂
Ha Ha. Beard can look good. I too rock it once in a while but not too big. Most men have it hide face fat. I got a perfect jawline, no reason to hide it under beard. Still I always have little facial hair because I never shave them, I trim them to size-1. Shot & 💷 for cheesecake, let’s do it.😜👍 &
Yeah, it’s important to maintain a certain beard thickness. I hate scruffy beards, but love a neat, well kept beard with perfectly constructed lines and a fade 😂 Sometimes I wonder how a person looks underneath the beard…I feel it does hide a lot.
Beard, a complicated topic & taking care of it is like an art. Most men just let it loose, you can spot a the difference with that. I feel personal hygiene is a major turn on, someway beard is a good differentiator on that topic.
Yeah, men really aren’t exaggerating when they talk about taking care of their beards, it’s a process 😂 but worth it in the end, if it’s done in the right way. Of course, it’s hard to be attracted to a person with poor hygiene 🤢
Good girl. A scheduled grooming routine is fun.😜
Only if I get to stroke afterwards 🙄😂
Why everything goes back to benefit Han!!😜
Because, as pops knows a happy Han = a happy life 🥰
I second that.😂
Yep, means that I am less like to keep nagging you about your eating habits 😂
My eating habits are like a saint surviving on vegetables & fruits from 12am Monday to 12am Saturday. Full points to Tap on that.😜
I admire your dedication. When working from home, it’s especially hard not to indulge in biscuits 😂
Ha Ha. I can second you on that. My breakfast used to be baked beans on toast & some crispy bacon on top.😂
Hahah I do love a good Sunday brunch, it’s okay to treat yourself for a few days in the week 😇
Can’t beat a full monty anyday. There are reasons I have a love & hate kinda equation with few cities.😂
Absolutely! Nothing beats a good breakfast 🥰 Why’s that? Good/bad experiences?
Good/bad experience because I love the vibe of food+friends & miss the calmness of some nice beaches,animals,mountains.
It’s hard to find a place that meets all requirements, the mountains and beaches are such an incredible view 😍
That’s the reason I am figuring out my way to escape these concrete jungles forever one day.😜
It’s a great retirement goal. That or you own two places, one in the city and the other can be a seaside escape and you can go there every weekend 😌
If it’s a beach, why just weekend!! I really want to stay in a spacious beach hut for a while. While I mean, like 3-400 years will be enough.🤣🤣
Cause it’s like a weekend getaway, but every weekend! I reckon every type of setting gets boring after a while, so it’s good to mix the two up 😜
I can never get bored of a nice beach, I enjoy surfing a lot. If I stay near a beach, I might starting fishing after buying a boat.😂🤪
Surfing sounds so therapeutic 😌 after you buy a boat or a yacht? 😝
Yacht is bit too much & it guzzles money like crazy. Even parking & maintenance near a port may cost 10-12 grands a month. A big boat makes sense, I will definitely get one.😜
That’s true, and yes please buy one I wanna go to a boat party 😂😂
Big boat like the titanic, but hopefully we don’t all die 😝
He He. Titanic was a ship Han. I will get a 6 seater boat with a bedroom underneath.😝 And nothing can be more happening compared to Tap in a beach.
You said a big boat, so I thought about the Titanic. Okay yes, it is a ship tbf 😂 what’s Tap in a beach like?
I hate wearing clothes, even inside my house.😂 So beaches are made by God for people like me.😜
Oh and you said cheesecake again, so that’s means you owe me £1 😜 I’ll be rich overnight 😂
I too want something which can make me rich overnight.😂😜
Well, so far I have no trigger words 😜
You are putting all pressure of research on me.😂
Pressure makes diamonds, just saying 😜
You found cheesecake. Where are my diamonds !?!😂
You get your diamonds AFTER you pay me my £££ 🙃
Yep. That’s another reason why this pandemic sucks!! Or else I might have collected it already.😜
Haha are you suggesting that I’m the diamond? 😜
Nope. I am looking for a weak point in you like I got “cheesecakes”.😝
Good luck sussing out my weaknesses, you’ll need it 😏
Awwww. Help me get it.😜
And make it easy on you? I think not…you can keep guessing 😜
Take your sweet time. Of course you will help me with that.😜
Oh I will take my time, whilst extracting cheesecake money from you 😎
So, how much cheesecake money you have a count till now?😜😂😂
£7 just from this one conversation 🤑🤑🤑
Poor Tap again. What am I gonna get btw!?!😝🤣
You’re gonna get a fund jar for my new money 😇
Again!! Your money!! What’s for poor Tap!?!🤪
Nothing, you just lose money to me during these conversations. But you do get the pleasure of my company 😌
Ha Ha. Then pleasure of that company must start from a trip to pastaio in soho.😜
Hey, I’m always down for a trip to soho…still have not been to this restaurant 🤔😂
I have been to pastaio some 90 times I think, or maybe 150. & You must visit yard sale pizza as well.😜
Is that an Italian place? Circolo Popolare looks like such an amazing place with its interiors, I need to try that out once it’s safe to go out again. 😍
Yes Han, It’s an Italian pasta place. You must try it. I heard there is a second lockdown. Stay safe little girl.😜
I will keep this place in mind 😊 not a second lockdown yet, but London is now in tier 2 of the new lockdown system which is high
I saw it all in news. Few people were arrested who organised a rally to name “corona virus is a propaganda of rich people”. I think we have the highest number of uneducated crackhead morons in our country. First this 5G bullshit, now this corona virus misinformation. I think government should work towards putting those dumbfucks in a mental asylum rather than dumping them in jail.
Agreed, far too many noobs out there. And the government isn’t helping with all of the mixed messages: first masks are seen to be scientifically ineffective and now they expect us all to wear them everywhere 🤷♀️ And then they had an unsuccessful lockdown and ruined the economy…had they have taken early action in Jan/Feb where tourism and hospitality are least effected, and did a proper strict lockdown we wouldn’t all be here in October unemployed and full of disease 😂
Nobody was prepared for it. Something like this corona virus is happening for the first time in entire history of mankind. Government also took decisions like slingshots to save more lives. We can’t blame entirely on them, they are also people taking calls to take care of other people. Economy is always under a mess if you see previous 10-12 years, since 2008-09 to be exact. There is a 20% shrink in GDP I know. It will take time for recovery.
True, aside from the economy the government must think about people’s physical and mental health too. Prolonging lockdown isn’t helping. If they had done the lockdown right in the first place, we could be more like New Zealand (provided we kept international borders shut)
Yeah. Boris Johnson was hugging & shaking hands during those early days.😡 Politics is turned out to be a mockumentary bs, this corona virus just unfolded how badly few dumbfucks are ruling this world.
I don’t think he cared or took the virus seriously. He was out breaking his own rules and each time he got caught out by the paparazzi 🙄 Conveniently, he tweaks the rules when it suits him, for example he loosened them around his birthday and plans to do the same for Christmas.
Politicians are pure dickheads. Now Boris Johnson wants to quit being prime minister because 150k salary is not enough for him. I don’t know what to answer on that. He never fails to set wrong examples.
Exactly, he’s literally getting to do a bad job and fuck shit up. While people are continually losing jobs and struggling to survive, politicians are getting bonuses for such an awful job, it’s not justified.
I will be happy if he really resigns. There are better people to replace him. But still all such grandpa politicians must fuck off before something better can happen.
My family have an on-going joke that Boris is Trumps baby. They even look similar 😂
Ha Ha. I can agree on that. Their hairstyle says it all.😜
So true! I don’t know how Boris can be a prime minister with that hair 🤣
People must put a petition in change.org against that hairstyle.🤣
Who said WordPress couldn’t make a person money? 😉
Ouch. As I said “Poor Tap again”.🤣
Oh please, it’s all about me…no consideration for Tap 🥰
It doesn’t work like that, Tap has to do more investigative work to discover Hannah’s weaknesses 😛
Nope. When I said “Friends”, you have to put everything on table.😜🤗
Oh man, what exactly did I agree to when I agreed to be friends? Is it too late for a refund 😂
Oh man, what exactly did I sign up to when I agreed to being friends? Do I get a refund 😂
Ha Ha. Do you really want a refund?😜
Somehow I have a feeling this one will stick around no matter what, especially if you use the cute eyes 🙄
Awww. Han is such a good girl.🤗 Cute eyes should come from that side. This side it’s firey eyes.😂
That’s what you think, haha. Fiery eyes won’t get you to the same places as cute eyes does 👀 it’s how I get bar service 😂
I am a noob in that department then.😝😝
Aww it’s okay, these days bars are using apps for orders so you no longer need to seduce the bartender 😂
Awww. Poor Tap again. It’s been long I hooked up with a bartender.😂😂
It’s always about poor Tap 😂😂 Poor Han hasn’t been to a bar since February 2020😩
No matter which city I go, there is always a friend who owns a bar, club or a restaurant. I go to bars now too. But we talk more about which stocks went up or low & whether commodity investments are safe!! Not as fun as it used to be during high school & college days.
It’s great, you must always be getting free drinks! I had so many bartender friends at uni but now they all have proper jobs so I don’t get free drinks and fast service anymore 🙄😩
I understand it. Few of my friends were part-time bartenders in high school & college days, but now they are into MNC jobs. I still get free drinks & club access because of few owners are my friends now.😜
Ahh that’s good, but you’re all over the world. Where are these bars located?
London, Cardiff, Bangalore, Moscow, Berlin & Ottawa, these are the places I can’t remember paying for clubs or bars. I have few friends who own a chain of bars in North Carolina, Atlanta & Indianapolis, haven’t visited them since long.
When there’s a bar motive involved, these people sound like good friends 😜
It’s mutual I think. We talk a lot about money & investment. Day trading is something everyone wants to learn from me, only Ivan is my pro student among all.😂
I feel like you and my dad would get along great, he’s always talking about that too 😂
Ha Ha. In terms of money talks, I am a 45 since I was 16.😂
That sounds about right. I’ll come to you for pension advice gramps 😛
Pension is too far Han. Plan something where you can fetch being independent little earlier than that.
Hahah I was teasing cause you’re olddddd 😛😛 The way things are going these days, many companies have stopped the pension scheme
Do I want a pension scheme?!?😜
It’s not too late if you’re interested 😉
I already have a pension plan for me, not in UK.🤣
Good call, best to keep all money related things away from the U.K. where 80% of it will be taxed. In fact I reckon that now that the national debt has increased, pensioners will lose many benefits such as free travel over a certain age.
Some amazing new financial hazards are coming Han. Even I have little investments, we all must be aware.
It’s good that you’re cautious with your investments 😊
I have to Han. Whatever I got is made by my efforts, that’s the only reason.
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