Babies: always works!!๐Ÿ˜

Someone shared this video in university WhatsApp group & I just nicked it. Don’t know about other parents/people, I love it when kids swear something unknowingly. Now don’t ask me why Rob’s 2yr old toddler calls me “TAPPIE” with a huge smile & says “ASSHOLE” to his dad.

Everybody thinks “I LOVE KIDS”, it’s actually the other way around “KIDS LOVE ME”. Reason; I still wear Tom and Jerry hoodies once in a while & I know I can bribe them ice cream or cheesecake to join #teamTAP.
Tap OUT..๐Ÿ˜œ

132 thoughts on “Babies: always works!!๐Ÿ˜

            1. Lucky you to have such an amazing dad, I think you have enough supply of chocolate because of him.๐Ÿ˜‚ My freezer is always stacked with ice cream pints & Lindt 70% bars(I use them for baking as well).๐Ÿ˜œ

                1. I still eat chocolates Hannah. Don’t know why I love Toblerone so much. Most of the time I buy it for my cousins/friends kids, but I always end up eating it before gifting.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ

                    1. I do have a craving for chocolate, but that urge comes out once or twice a month. Can’t live without pizza & cheesecakes though, that’s my weekend treat to myself.๐Ÿ˜‚

                    2. Hahah I just ate some chocolate, courtesy of dad ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ it sounds like you enjoy your cheese! Whatโ€™s your favourite flavour of pizza?

                    3. I see you are a daddy’s girl.๐Ÿ˜‚ If I am eating out, it’s pepperoni pizza. & Flavour doesn’t matter if chef TAP bakes something, he is really good.๐Ÿ˜œ Do you have a favorite pizza?

                    4. I like both of my parents, but yes that sounds like a fitting conclusion since I am mostly like my dad ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
                      I do enjoy a good pepperoni pizza! I usually go for something spicy with chicken on it but I have to say that the vegetable ones are the best. I prefer it authentic, with truffle oil, mushrooms and olives ๐Ÿ˜Š
                      Hmm but tap seems to have very westernised taste, no? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚ but still sounds good ๐ŸŒบ

                    5. You are definitely in tune with vegetables & Indian dishes too I think. I am alive because of chicken, eggs, baby spinach & broccoli.๐Ÿ˜‚ These are part of every weekday meal. You might be right about my taste Hannah coz I like only few mild flavours.

                    6. Yep been forced to eat Indian veg and lentils since I was a child ๐Ÿ˜‚ but we always eat another cuisine on Fridays, so itโ€™s like a treat at the end of the week. Eggs, chicken and baby spinach are so good for you! Outside of Indian food I enjoy Chinese, Thai, Japanese, Mexican, Italian, Turkish and Greek food. And of course, American diner junk food ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™ll eat most things as long itโ€™s not seafood, beef or liquorice ๐Ÿคฎ

                    7. My mum too forces me to eat that lentil soup whenever I go home. Last time I was home in January-2019, so I am safe I can say.๐Ÿ˜œ I can eat anything that’s not spicy if it’s weekend. And I never eat beef, but I can’t stay away from bacon & seafood.

                    8. Haha thatโ€™s a welcome home โ€˜treatโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜‚ Does your mum still live in the U.K. or did you move to Germany like you? Seafood makes me feel sick, I only have super mild stuff like prawns

                    9. No Hannah, my parents don’t stay in UK. I moved to Berlin for my PhD studies, hopefully next 3 years in Germany. And I stay alone since past 12 years. I don’t like all seafoods, but lobsters & prawn are always a treat.

                    10. Berlin is an amazing place. Hope you have travelled Germany before. I speak little bit german, french, hindi, odia apart from English.๐Ÿ˜‚ See your mail.

                    11. Yes, I took German at school so I went to Germany on a school trip, but Iโ€™d like to visit again properly ๐Ÿ˜Š wow, thatโ€™s a lot of languages!!

                    12. In case you wanna visit Berlin someday, now you have a free tourist guide in Tap.๐Ÿ˜œ Lot of languages with just enough knowledge to get things going.๐Ÿ˜‚

                    13. You drop a hard bargain, thatโ€™s not how these machines work! You press the screen to select the language first. Well either way, itโ€™s going to be English ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

                    14. Good girl.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ I am not a pro in any other language. And I think this machine goes little defective during weekends, only understands language of cheesecake & pizza.

                    15. Hahah but you did just say that you can speak English, German, Hindi and French, so youโ€™ve set the bar high ๐Ÿ˜œ Okay…you can have your cheesecake and pizza AFTER you show me around ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

                    16. Ha Ha. Nope. Cheesecake & Pizza first. This machine works on prepaid method.๐Ÿ˜œ And I bet you too can speak little bit german or hindi, so it’s sorted sorted.

                    17. I can do half of the cheesecake payment before, and half after the job ๐Ÿ˜œ I can! I studied German at school and I donโ€™t speak Hindi but I speak a bit of Gujarati ๐Ÿ˜Š

                    18. I know all languages I mentioned just enough to communicate for public transportation or while buying groceries during travel. I know nothing about gujrati.๐Ÿ˜‚ And I want pizza & cheesecake in advance, no discounts on that.๐Ÿ˜œ

                    19. Thatโ€™s just what the level of language knowledge I need…itโ€™s enough to get around and be a good tourist ๐Ÿ˜œ Hey, you get your pizza and cheesecake after the job is done! Then it will be like weโ€™ve worked for it ๐Ÿ˜Š

                    20. Then I am well equipped to handle language & travel at almost every part of the world.๐Ÿ˜œ Nope Hannah, pizza & cheesecake are the bribe I want. Either ways, I can bake both for both of us if it’s a weekend. ๐Ÿค—

                    21. Well it seems like wherever I go, you are there somehow ๐Ÿ˜‚ How about pizza first and then cheesecake when the job is done? ๐Ÿ˜Š Aww thatโ€™s so sweet, but youโ€™re not allowed to bake a cheesecake cause thatโ€™s too much ๐Ÿง€

                    22. I eat a whole cheesecake pie every weekend.๐Ÿ˜‚ But I bake it with crushed almond crust, stevia, cream cheese, egg yolks & little vanilla beans paste. So I can have it without worrying about carbs. Now a days I miss my stupid friends more than travelling with them.

                    23. No way! Sounds like youโ€™re doing life right ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I did food tech GCSE so I made 20 different versions of cheesecake, with different biscuit bases. It was like I opened up a factory. My dad loved eating all of my desserts ๐Ÿ˜‚ I know me too, I miss my friends and going on dates haha

                    24. Lucky Dad. Why I didn’t get to know you during your GCSE days?!? I am missing friends for sure. Dates: nope, my dating life is on a pause.๐Ÿ˜‚

                    25. Hahah too little, too late ๐Ÿ˜‰ But itโ€™s okay, if youโ€™re nice enough to me then I may consider revisiting those cheesecake recipes ๐Ÿ˜Š itโ€™s tough dating during a pandemic ๐Ÿ˜‚

                    26. Awwww. Lucky Tap. Sometimes I think I am too rude towards people & life. Thanks for that tiny appreciation, I loved it. Waiting to try that cheesecake by Hannah. Dating is tough during pandemic, true that.๐Ÿ˜‚

                    27. Thatโ€™s a big realisation, whatโ€™s made you so self-reflective all of a sudden? ๐Ÿ˜Š I donโ€™t think that you are rude at all, although you have some interesting opinions ๐Ÿ˜‚ Aww, you are very welcome ๐Ÿค— Iโ€™ll make it perfect just for you ๐Ÿ˜‡

                    28. Big realisation!?! I don’t know why but I always feel like this bold expression on my face either makes people afraid of me or attracted towards me. Mostly first one ๐Ÿ˜‚ & friends don’t care about that at this point because I am accessible to my people 24/7. Can’t say NO to a cheesecake anyday this lifetime, I definitely want it.๐Ÿ˜œ

                    29. Right…well itโ€™s a good thing that I am messaging you and canโ€™t see you face in person ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚ thatโ€™s cool, you just go about doing your own thing. Youโ€™re an easy one to please haha, just like a kid I can win you over with cheesecake ๐Ÿ˜‚

                    30. Even if you see my face, I never try to show a grumpy angry face intentionally. My facial expressions are little bold I can say. Can’t say the same when I am laughing to some dick jokes or dancing in club with friends. And you can totally win me with a cheesecake pie.๐Ÿ˜œ

                    31. Iโ€™m the same, my facial expressions are far too readable…Iโ€™d be terrible at playing poker ๐Ÿ˜‚ But unlike you, I donโ€™t have a resting bitch face ๐Ÿ˜œ Haha you donโ€™t ask for much!

                    32. Ha Ha. I do have a resting bitch face, but that’s visible to only few who have seen me while I am working. When I am with friends, nobody gets time to lose focus.๐Ÿ˜

                    33. Your poor colleagues! They probably think youโ€™re either really depressed or out to kill them ๐Ÿ˜ hahah sounds like you keep your friends busy ๐Ÿ˜‚

                    34. In my last job entire team was little afraid of me even while reporting about the project completion. Later I ordered pizza for all 2-3 times during lunch & then things became way way easier. My friends are really lucky to have a friend like me, not sure whether it’s the other way around.๐Ÿ˜

                    35. Oh, come on Tap you need to be friendly instead of pushing people away ๐Ÿ˜Š and stop using pizza/ice cream/cheesecake to bribe people! Han doesnโ€™t approve ๐Ÿ˜›
                      Wow, youโ€™re so humble ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

                    36. Awwwwwww. Hello Han, that’s such a powerful name. I am a big star wars fan. Hope you know who’s “Han solo”. And Han must approve pizza & cheesecakes are two most beautiful things in this stupid world.๐Ÿ˜œ Still don’t know whether I am humble or not friendly, definitely trying to be a better me with time.

                    37. Hahah thanks itโ€™s one of my nicknames and nooo I was hoping that it wouldnโ€™t remind you of that…I havenโ€™t given Star Wars a chance yet ๐Ÿ˜… Pizza and cheesecakes are beautiful things, I canโ€™t dispute that logic but they are not the most beautiful things in the world, sorry Tap ๐Ÿ˜‚ youโ€™re just a big meanie ๐Ÿ˜›

                    38. Eyyyy. That’s rude. Poor Tap.๐Ÿ˜ฆ I think I am the cutest person on this planet when I am in a mood for cheesecake or Ben & Jerry’s strawberry cheesecake ice cream. I also like cookie cream cheesecake flavour & pumpkin cheesecake flavour, eff NOOOOO halloween is coming. On star wars: do you like any SciFi or fantasy driven movies!?!

                      Btw I was kidding, for pizza & cheesecake you can call me anything. I can’t get rid of those two.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

                    39. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ are you sulking? You do realise that all I have to do is give you cheesecake or pizza, youโ€™re like a little mouse haha ๐Ÿคฃ Ohh I do love a good Ben & Jerryโ€™s ice cream, the cookie dough one really do be hitting the spot ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™ve not tried the pumpkin version, but I do like Starbucks pumpkin spice latte. Itโ€™s my seasonal drink. Omg I love how you are asking me this like itโ€™s a matter of life and death ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I mean I know itโ€™s not a movie, but I like Stranger Things and I think the Hunger Games counts as SciFi right?

                    40. Ha Ha. Am I sulking? Now listening to “Ain’t it different” by headie one & baking a pizza for lunch me and friends.๐Ÿ˜œ Almost all ben & Jerry and haagendazs ice cream flavours are too damn perfect. Can’t remember last time I have been to starbucks because of this pandemic!! Star wars is a series of movies Han. First part started in 1977. Hunger game is also something like that, but not as huge as franchises like avengers, star wars, startrek. Most girls stay away from it, because every movie is a information overload & you have to remember it to enjoy the next part.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

                    41. Are you a big music person? Iโ€™d love to be your friend and get pizza baked for me every weekend ๐Ÿ˜‚ I know there are multiple Star Wars movies! My ex was massively into those marvel movies so would drag me to the cinema to watch them…I remember Captain America felt like it lasted an age ๐Ÿ˜ฉ I enjoyed Deadpool though ๐Ÿ˜Š itโ€™s not the information overload, itโ€™s the excessive amounts of fighting. James Bond films are good cause they have an interesting plot

                    42. I used to be a part of a band in high school & early college days. You are welcome anyday for a pizza. Thanks for the info about your X-Men.๐Ÿคฃ Deadpool is quirky witty little nasty fun. James bond, Bourne & John Wick all are on a different category compared to these superhero movies. I love batman the most, because he is there because of his money & money can help in developing some cool research/science.

                    43. No way! Did you play an instrument or sing? What was your band called? Hehe. Aww how sweet, I will hold you you to it! I bet youโ€™ve mastered the pizza recipe by now. How do you make your dough, out of curiosity? I like the Batman trilogy. Have you seen the Joker spin off?

                    44. I will tell about the band some other day. My pizza dough recipe needs whole wheat flour, olive oil, parmesan cheese & sourdough starter. I saw the latest joker, it’s amazing.๐Ÿ‘

                    45. Hahah very true, itโ€™s like they grow up to become like children. I donโ€™t know who is the biggest child Tap or his future dog ๐Ÿ˜‚

                    46. I demand pizza, cheesecake, kiwi, Ben & Jerry’s or haagendazs ice cream, limited edition sneakers & definitely some money, but all demands are from myself.๐Ÿ˜œ

                    47. You can keep the kiwi ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข you may feed your own habits, but I reckon you still demand attention/compliments from others and when you donโ€™t get them you give them to yourself in the form of bragging ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

                    48. Does this mean I have to hype you up everyday so you feel like I pay attention to you? ๐Ÿ˜ Kiwi is green and sloshy and has far too many seeds for my liking ๐Ÿคข itโ€™s all about the strawberries and mangoes. If weโ€™re talking desserts then I like lemon and blueberry cakes or a banoffee pie ๐Ÿ˜‰

                    49. No. If you want Tap as your friend, attention must be exchanged.๐Ÿ˜‹ I am not a fan of anything that’s too too sweet. Kiwi is a moderate fruit in my eyes, I like strawberries too. And i struggle to eat mango & coconut.๐Ÿคช

                    50. I eat cheesecakes & pizza only on Saturday & Sunday.๐Ÿ˜œ I definitely give compliments, even though those words are 18+ every single time.๐Ÿคช

                    51. Hey, Well, I suppose in any case itโ€™s a good thing we are both 18+…although for some itโ€™s marginally older than for others, gramps ๐Ÿ˜œ

                    52. I lost interest initially because monetization of this platform was a mess.๐Ÿ˜‚ Hope & wish you keep on doing what you do here.

                    53. Are WP paying you for your content now? I recently passed 1,000 followers in 3.5 months and somebody said I should look up earn money from my blog. But I donโ€™t think 1,000 followers is that much?

                    54. These followers & likes financially mean nothing Han. The interaction is amazing though. wordpress.com is not the place to make money. Even the premium plan’s monetization is not enough. You need a self hosted blog to put your own desired geo-targeted ads & plugins to make real money.

                    55. I see, this is what I thought. 1,000 followers is easy enough if you put your mind to it and interact with people enough. I never intended to make money from this – although maybe one day if mum stops stealing my art to put around the house ๐Ÿ˜œ Although I am not financially richer, I am richer in my knowledge and I have made so many friends through this platform, including an unexpected friend in Tap ๐Ÿค—

                    56. I think you must consider monetizing your work if you are investing time & taking this seriously. WordPress is just an open-source content management software. You might have read few posts with the name “Moving from wordpress.com to wordpress.org”, which simply means people want serious money from their blog & moving to a self hosted Domain+plan. Access to this community remains the same. I am happy that you are enjoying this platform. Tap is delighted to meet Han.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค—

                    57. Yes, I assumed .org is a government website, no? Do you own your own domain on here? Art takes up time and I can only give so much ๐Ÿ˜‚ I do like it here though, itโ€™s funny how a set of circumstances lead me to coming here but I wouldnโ€™t have it any other way ๐Ÿ˜Š Likewise, itโ€™s nice to meet you too ๐Ÿค—

                    58. No Han. You can buy any domain except .gov extention. I think, It’s good to be active on internet if you are doing something creative. It’s much better than scrolling instagram feed.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค—

                    59. This is very true! But I am trying to reduce my screen time as much as I can due to stress related illnesses ๐Ÿ˜Š but I wish I could be like that, always interactive and engaging with people. Itโ€™s hard find a balance and thereโ€™s too many social media apps ๐Ÿ˜‚

                    60. I hardly use my phone for WordPress. My phone comes to hand only for snapchat or using NetBanking apps. But I must consider reducing my screen time with my iPad, I am addicted to bingeing whole seasons of Netflix shows.๐Ÿ˜‚

                    61. I have few phones because of business & I hate spending time with phones. iPad makes sense for entertainment & most of my work requires horsepower of a macbook pro. I don’t have a big intrest in any social media apps.

                    62. Me too, I have my personal and work phones and they are constantly buzzing at me for attention 24/7 ๐Ÿ˜„
                      Iโ€™m not surprised you donโ€™t have an interest in social media…you are grumpy tits after all ๐Ÿ˜œ but WordPress counts as social media?

                    63. I was hella active in Instagram during my university days. I still have 16k followers I think, last time I posted something in March-2017 & later deleted almost all posts for some reason. But now i enjoy snapchat, so not missing much.๐Ÿ˜œ

                    64. 16k followers?! Thereโ€™s no way that Tap could know all these people. Most people add loads of people during freshers week and then have no clue who they are after, I had that a few times ๐Ÿ˜‚ I used to use Snapchat but after the horrible update, I stuck to Instagram mainly

                    65. I follow 14 people Han. I think I will reduce that number to 1 or 2 someday. I was a low-key influencer for a while, used to do promotions for booking.com & ticketmaster. But all I can say is, it’s not something sustainable. I can’t sell something that I don’t use. Complete different story in case you are a girl & you endorse lot of make-up products.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

                    66. No wonder you find it boring lol, I follow like 300 real people who I like and the rest are all celebrities, influencers, NASA and National Geographic ๐Ÿ˜‚ if you follow no one, you have no content to look at. Ahh thatโ€™s cool, if I could be an influencer Iโ€™d definitely be a fashion influencer but itโ€™s timely ๐Ÿ˜‚

                    67. I don’t want to follow anyone. There is a ๐Ÿ” button in instagram which shows whole world to you looking at your previous search history & intrest, I am OK with that much. Actually I don’t want to see someone’s year old pics, too much PDA. Snapchat makes sense, at least I know what’s current & who’s doing well among my friends!!๐Ÿ‘

                    68. But that search button is no good when everyone is on private. And there are stories on Instagram, so like with Snapchat you can see what people are currently upto ๐Ÿ˜Š

                    69. I don’t have any urge to see anyone’s pics or posts Han. My close friends are accessible to me in real life & the ones who are little far away I keep in touch with them by snapchat or facetime. In instagram someone can upload a pic of last year as well & edit it too to their liking, I don’t like that.๐Ÿ˜

                    70. You are a strange one ๐Ÿ˜‚ I feel like Instagram is used as a way of people verifying if they fancy someone or not ๐Ÿ˜ Ahh but you can edit on Snapchat too, hence the filters and tonnes of dog filter pics ๐Ÿ˜‚

                    71. Yes Hannah. But you can’t snap someone something from your gallery. What you snap someone must be present in front of your camera or else it will go like a message.๐Ÿ˜œ

                    72. You can do live stories as well as photo messages on Instagram too ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› Maybe you can convince me to re-use Snapchat again