Four things about me you can’t deny that makes me irreplaceable:
1. You know only one person named “TAP”, that’s me.
2. No one cracks better dick or tit jokes than me.
3. You know I am blunt as hell with my words. My TRUTH may either cherish your life or haunt you till you head deathbed.
4. Money is my biggest motivation & sometimes you blame me about being selfish with that. Later you always reach me when you need help financially.