This one is from my university days.
Yes, I was crushing over a raunchy brunette during those days. Definitely not Love, I was never ready for that. Once met that girl near bus stop during a rainy day. A tiny conversation lead to so much more later on, not a line. Just read it..😂
Girl: Heya Tap. Where you wanna go in this weather?
Tap: Hey not much. It’s spar, to buy chicken breasts & wine.
Girl: I heard a lot about those late night parties in your apartment.
Tap: Yeah, I would love to invite you someday.
Girl: Is there a barbecue party tonight as well?
Girl: You shouldn’t invite me, I am totally wet because of this rain.
Tap: Rather I would love to invite you right now. Let me show you the right way to get wet. 😂
(No further 18+ talks, I am a big flirt. & Yes I know how to scratch the right cord).