Over WhatsApp call..

Tap: Hey I like Eminem.

Bestie: Yeah me too, I love m&m.

Tap: Bitch I am talking about rapper Eminem.

Bestie: You know Rudey, I like you so much that your voice always sounds different to me.

(Point to be noted: Everyone I know, knows who’s this bitch. She will never give up hitting on me.)